Happiness Is a Warm Gun

There was a young Texan wife from Klein, 
Whose husband was on a deep decline. 
He drank too much whiskey, 
He seldom was frisky - 
Now he’s planted where the sun don’t shine.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2026

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April 30, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Good one Peter, congratulations
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