Hands Off

He had hands just like an octopus 
Made me want to scream out loud and cus
I fixed him a deep stare 
Made him very aware
Touch my boobies - I’ll make a huge fuss


15th November 2014

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Joel Thornton

November 24, 2014 at 7:08 PM

NICE LIMMERICK.. I will come read and comment on more of your work. ~Joel

Jan Allison

November 25, 2014 at 1:00 AM

Thanks Joel:-) Hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

November 23, 2014 at 10:37 PM

Jan, I am reading the comments on this one and seeing that you didn't write it to be funny?? what??? I think it is FUNNY!! which limerick did YOU lose with? Can you believe that tiny list of winners? good grief.

Jan Allison

November 24, 2014 at 12:58 AM

I submitted the piles one lol - I was angry when I wrote this lol but I agree it is funny as limericks SHOULD be! hugs jan xx

Robert Johnson

November 19, 2014 at 5:49 PM

Nice limerick Jan. I'm going to leave it at that. I've written three comments to this and erased them. :) Peace. :)

Jan Allison

November 19, 2014 at 6:21 PM

Thanks for dropping by Robert:-) hugs Jan xx

Dorian Petersen Potter

November 17, 2014 at 7:24 PM

Eh Jan very humorous limerick, you've penned here my dear friend. Love your last stanza the most...so funny! A 7 for me! :) Love and hugs! xxx D.

Jan Allison

November 18, 2014 at 7:46 AM

It wasn't funny at the time Dorian I can laugh now:-) hugs Jan xx

Maurice Yvonne

November 17, 2014 at 5:04 PM

Why would you ruin my oh so sensuous image with your thermal vest. Not sexy! Can't a guy dream.

Jan Allison

November 17, 2014 at 5:08 PM

Sorry to disappoint its the truth! hugs jan xx

Maurice Yvonne

November 17, 2014 at 5:00 PM

What an a hole! I hate those kind of situations. You are out to enjoy yourself and someone ruins it. Personally I blame it on those Mellons of yours, you know the two bald heads, that low cut T-Shirt. Oh no I don't. I blame it on that a hole! Was he drunk because if he was I blame it on the a hole and drinking too much.

Jan Allison

November 17, 2014 at 5:02 PM

I was actually wearing my thermal vest and a sweatshirt Maurice not an inch of flesh on show lol Hugs jan xx

Maurice Yvonne

November 17, 2014 at 5:00 PM

On the possitive side...great poem!

Jan Allison

November 17, 2014 at 5:02 PM

LOl Hugs Jan x

James Fraser

November 17, 2014 at 4:51 PM

Oh my! hands everywhere. How dare he, but such happens in everyday life, without requesting such attention. The message is here, all be it, in this Limerick - nice one Jan, James xxx

Jan Allison

November 17, 2014 at 4:54 PM

I didn't see it as funny when I wrote this on Saturday James - can see the humour in it now:-) Hugs jan xx

Richard Lamoureux

November 17, 2014 at 4:17 PM

This is fun Jan! Thanks for the laugh!

Jan Allison

November 17, 2014 at 4:21 PM

When I wrote it on Saturday night Richard I didn't actually write it as a humourous poem... but I can see why other's find it funny as I do now:-) Hugs jan xx

Shadow Hamilton

November 17, 2014 at 12:25 PM

hilarious Jan my sides are splitting hugs

Jan Allison

November 17, 2014 at 3:36 PM

You wont believe it Shadow ... but when I wrote this on Saturday I wasn't laughing - but I can look at it now and see it is amusing:-) Hugs Jan xx

Phyllis Babcock

November 17, 2014 at 12:14 PM

Ha ha more like deck him one in my opinion. Love this limerick Jan. love phyl

Jan Allison

November 17, 2014 at 3:34 PM

Thanks Phyllis:-) Hugs jan xx

Jack Ellison

November 17, 2014 at 9:54 AM

You've turned out to be a very popular lady here in the Soup... and well deserved I might add! THis one is an example of why they keep coming back to check you out... humour is the secret and us two guys rule the roost! Love and big huggsies, sister Jan! XXX

Jan Allison

November 17, 2014 at 10:52 AM

Thanks so much Jack think I've found my niche in soup as you have too :-) Hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus

November 17, 2014 at 8:52 AM

Very witty, Jan! In cases like these it makes sense to leave quietly and avoid unwanted trouble. hugs // paul

Jan Allison

November 17, 2014 at 10:52 AM

Thanks Paul:-) Hugs Jan xx

Jasmine Cruz

November 17, 2014 at 7:04 AM

I love this Limerick. you did a great job Jan. Sorry I been working doubles for 3 days straight. Hard to do anything other than sleep. Have a great day

Jan Allison

November 17, 2014 at 10:51 AM

Thanks Jasmine:-) Hugs jan xx

Nette Onclaud

November 17, 2014 at 5:11 AM

witty limerick using octopus for a crazed man... fine read of the day!.. huggs

Jan Allison

November 17, 2014 at 10:51 AM

Thanks Nette:-) I do try and write with humour whenever possible:-) hugs jan x

Terry O'Leary

November 17, 2014 at 2:21 AM

Very funny... (though not for the octopus)... ;-))

Jan Allison

November 17, 2014 at 10:49 AM

Thanks Terry:-) Hugs jan xx

Demetrios Trifiatis

November 17, 2014 at 12:44 AM

A delightfully funny limerick dear, Jan. I have enjoyed it very much! Just for the history of it will add a clarification. I am certain you know that Octopus is a Greek word meaning: "Eight-legged" however, not all eight of them are legs! Ha-ha! Your limerick is just perfect!

Jan Allison

November 17, 2014 at 1:03 AM

Thanks Demetrios:-) Hugs Jan xx

Mama Bear

November 16, 2014 at 8:27 PM

Guess you have no time for slime Way to go and never give in to the drunks Problem he won't remember it the next day. At least he wasn't hanging off the flag pole LOL Hugs Edith

Jan Allison

November 17, 2014 at 1:02 AM

ha ha ha Mama bear:-) hugs Jan xx

Carolyn Devonshire

November 16, 2014 at 1:44 PM

Very funny, Jan! There was a joke once where a woman asks a man if he's Italian. He says, "No, why?" She replies, "'Cause you got Roman hands." I caught an octopus once and wrote an article on it for "Florida Wildlife" magazine. Its arms had suction cups and I was trying to pry it off my boat. Each time I lifted off one arm, it stuck down another one. LOL Love, Carolyn

Jan Allison

November 16, 2014 at 2:11 PM

Unfortunately this happened last night the guy was drunk Carolyn so we had to leave as i felt so uncomfortable:-( Hugs Jan xx

Charmaine Chircop

November 16, 2014 at 12:54 PM

You must have been wearing your low cut purple shirt..Lol.... You are hilarious lady : )

Jan Allison

November 16, 2014 at 2:10 PM

no it was thermal vest and sweatshirt Charma! Hugs jan lol

Tim Smith

November 16, 2014 at 9:00 AM

Must have been the vest...lol.....hugs Tim

Jan Allison

November 16, 2014 at 9:06 AM

I had it on under my pink sweatshirt lol! Hugs jan xx

Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty

November 16, 2014 at 8:17 AM

HoHo Jan, a huge fuss...that's my fav. Love XXXXX RAJAT

Jan Allison

November 16, 2014 at 8:57 AM

LOl thanks Rajat:-) hugs jan xx

Arthur Vaso

November 15, 2014 at 9:34 PM

I am feeling a wee bit guilty now, sorry you are just too irresistible!!! :)

Jan Allison

November 16, 2014 at 3:15 AM

No worries Arthur ...for some reason I attract the nutters lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Wayne Riley

November 15, 2014 at 8:17 PM

Good on you, Jan. And beautifully written too. Hugs to you back

Jan Allison

November 16, 2014 at 3:13 AM

Thanks Wayne:-) Hugs jan xx

Gary Bateman

November 15, 2014 at 7:59 PM

Jan . . . Octopus - huh?? A neat subject for your Limerick here. Enjoyed this one!! With this subject, perhaps Maurice Yvonne could excel with another one of his "Love Poems." Just a thought . . . . Best Wishes Always, Gary

Jan Allison

November 15, 2014 at 8:00 PM

Yes i reckon Maurice could weave a wonderful tale around this limerick lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

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