Halloween Greetings

"Trick or Treat!" "Why are you standing in the street?" "I'm a Hobo with smelly feet." He He "Trick or Treat!" "Who are you suppose to be?" "I'm Picnochio!" "But you have a cheerio around your nose!" "Trick or Treat!" "I like the classic bedsheet." "Trick or Treat!" "who are you suppose to be?" "I'm Frankenstein. My son here is Einstein, and my wife Caroline has come as my concubine!"