Haikus of humour - what

My maw groans, I browse
But empty fridge stares at me, 
BLINKIT finds my house.

Amidst subdued yawns
Through long-winding verbal wail,
At late last it dawns 

On all--the reason--
Tea break long overdue was
To freeze all frisson,

Comes when tea-coffee,
Stimulating morphed out mood,
Kills all atrophy.

Let no haikus rhyme,
But there’s no crime if they do,
Should lemon be lime.

For, here’s the last word:
You’ve the licence, break all rules,
Sing like a free bird.
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Happenings | 05.06.2026 | funny, humour, poetry, Haiku
Copyright © | Year Posted 2026

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