Gutter Ball Saloon

Welcome to Gutter Ball Saloon
Where careful words waft through the tavern;
Serpentine swirls with evil intentions.
Watch your step and pocketbook.

Observe the chap in the derby hat.
No, the other one.
No, the other one…with the honeycomb vest.
That singular sap is one of kind.
Or one of ten; a soldier-still pin at full attention
Standing in formation on the glossy maple
Eager to be wrecked, toppled head-over-heels.
Spare.

He’s been gassed, you see.
Some fancy bouquet of honey perfume
Mingled with cheap cigars and one too many.
He’s feeling lucky and takes a gamble.
Throws in his hand and a couple of dice for good measure.
Snake eyes!

Just look at that dame.
Her dark velvet accentuated physique 
Candy apple lips that drip pearls
A string of words she drapes about his neck
Intoxicatingly beautiful.
The phrasing…and she’s a bit of a looker too.
A real up-and-comer with a knack for bowling.
Spare.

A quick spritz and yank of the string.
I dare you to look away.
He’s choking…but of course he is.
He never had a chance in that bowler hat.
Just look at those red cheeks.
Flush.
She’s got him by the balls.
Snake eyes.

Now if you’ll look closely…

I’ve got your wallet.

Strike!

4/26/15
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

Poem

Post Comments

Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem. Negative comments will result your account being banned.

Please Login to post a comment

F. Avatar
May 2, 2016 at 8:40 PM
Made me laugh man!
Pinet Avatar
April 27, 2015 at 1:23 PM
You have a quick wit and an enviable imagination. Your words where enchanting and you managed to pull off a bit of a ruse like a wolf adorned in sheep’s clothing. Emile. #7
Grahamburglar Avatar
April 27, 2015 at 2:31 PM
Thanks for your kind thoughts and feedback, Emile.
Kendrick Avatar
April 27, 2015 at 7:30 AM
Interesting work..Reads like some really stange people go to bars..Thanks for stopping by..Sara
Grahamburglar Avatar
April 27, 2015 at 10:50 AM
Hey Sara, thanks for stopping in. I appreciate the feedback. =)
Get a Premium Membership
Turn off ads, get more exposure for your poetry, and get more features with a Premium Membership.
Book: Diverse Voices: The Poetry of Human Rights and the Pursuit of Peace