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Groggy and Dazed

Woke up this morning groggy and dazed
Must have slept well, my eyes are all glazed
Walked into a wall
Then peed in the hall
Bled freely from my face while attempting to shave

© Jack Ellison 2015

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Laura Breidenthal

June 8, 2015 at 8:37 PM

Yikes! Better come on over and fix you up! And maybe make a good cup of coffee or teafor yah! Always a pleasure reading these limericks too! My admiration for you grows everyday! Always, Laura

Jack Ellison

June 8, 2015 at 8:51 PM

Oh that would be soooo amazing to see you in person! I'd be over the moon! Oh dear Laura, you make me feel so special, sweetie! Love, Jack xxx

Lindsay Laurie

May 28, 2015 at 10:33 PM

G'day young Jack... if I peed in the hall, I'd be groggy and dazed after that... as well as owning a damaged baseball bat - another laugh from you - Lindsay

Jack Ellison

May 29, 2015 at 5:50 AM

Somebody once said, 'tis to laugh"... think it was George Bush! LOL Cheers, Jack

Judy Konos

May 28, 2015 at 4:25 PM

OMG Jack....You just get better and better and better and better and get better and better and better and better and get better and better and better and better and get better and better and better and better and get better and better and better and better and get better and better and better and better and

Jack Ellison

May 28, 2015 at 6:36 PM

I counted 24 "get better"... was hoping for 30 but that's still a lot so I guess I'll have to be happy with that!!! LOL LOL Love ya dear Judy Konos! xxx

Samual Ronthorpe

May 28, 2015 at 2:19 PM

Excellent write, Jack. Sadly, been there and done that. Well done -- *Sam I Am*

Jack Ellison

May 28, 2015 at 6:38 PM

Much appreciated "Sam I Am"!!! Thanks for dropping by, my friend!

Carol Eastman

May 28, 2015 at 1:05 PM

Ouch! You poor baby... I think Lady Cathie might kiss your boo- boo's and make them all better... I bet your just fishing for kissy poo's... Or you need a little more coffee... THAT I definitely understand! Grandpa Troll is lifting his coffee cup to you...

Jack Ellison

May 28, 2015 at 6:46 PM

You nailed me dear Carol! Today, I actually DID fall down the last stair onto a tiled floor... thought I had reached the bottom! Talk about a boo-boo! Lump popped up as big as a golf ball on one knee immediately! Poor baby!!! LOL xxxxx

Carol Eastman

May 28, 2015 at 1:06 PM

PS. He doesn't walk into walls... He walks THRU them... Poor baby...