Grin And Bare It



Sometimes life can get a little rough Just “Grin And Bear It” Or should that be “Grin and BARE It” Sounds like good advice Grinning and baring it can be a whole lot more fun But make sure your friends have all gone home And the kiddies are tucked away in their beds fast asleep Before you and your mate start prancing around in the nude Doing and saying all those naughty things Like, “nice melons you have there my dear” This starts the whole process She responds with, “nice frontal protrusion!” Immediately, the fun begins and the house starts rockin' All because you, “Grinned And Bared it!”

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Date: 2/5/2018 5:57:00 AM
LOL Jack, funny as ever ;)
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/5/2018 6:06:00 AM
BECCA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sweetie, my sun just came out... wearing sunglasses as I type!! WHOOP!!! WHOOP!!! What are you doing tonight, got some stuff I wanna show ya I've discovered I had since losing all this weight!!! Love, hugs, and dirty big smackers! Happy Jack xoxoxox
Date: 2/4/2018 3:19:00 PM
Sorry Jack had a really busy day.. Better late than never though..
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Date: 2/4/2018 3:27:00 PM
Well it seems it's world wide then! Something in the food supply methinks!!!!
Date: 2/4/2018 10:50:00 AM
#Haha... you are doing well in that kingdom of yours my friend..
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Date: 2/4/2018 2:19:00 PM
Late eh... please say you still love me! PLEASE!!! Happy Jack sending good wishes!!!
Date: 2/4/2018 10:43:00 AM
lol I sure am smiling jack:-) hugs jan xx
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Date: 2/4/2018 2:16:00 PM
How are you dear sis??? Keep smiling dear Jan!!! Love, Happy Jack xoxox
Date: 2/4/2018 10:03:00 AM
Covering up is a habit I practice//When I wander around in the cactus//I don't dare bare it//Just might tear it//Irreparably, no cactus-retractus! CRIN ON CHESHIRE JACK!!!
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Date: 2/4/2018 2:14:00 PM
I can see your "point"!!!! Sorry for being so tardy today! Bad night last night! Four hours sleep! Cheers my good good friend!!!
Date: 2/4/2018 7:44:00 AM
LOL! Turn up the heat! Good morning dear Jack <3
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Date: 2/4/2018 7:54:00 AM
A bright happy good morning dear Mo!!! One day closer... Love, Happy Jack xoxox
Date: 2/4/2018 6:23:00 AM
LOL! A fun poem! :):)
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Date: 2/4/2018 7:22:00 AM
Fun eh!!! Tis to laugh and enjoy!!! Love, Happy Jack xoxox