Greg Davies, Too Hot a Comic

Greg Davies is my secret crush He appears in my fantasies With his dreamy azure eyes And a dazzling smile Greg Davies is the man of my dreams An accomplished actor is Greg A stand up comedian and host too Indeed, he is a talented man Entranced by his demeanor I watch with fascination As I cool myself down with a fan Greg has silvery grey and white hair Sexily flicked back with perfection My hands yearn to run through it Cup his face with my hands Gaze into his sapphire eyes with affection Sexy and clever too is Mr Davies An ex teacher of English and drama no less A welsh born beauty with brains I wish I had been one of his students Attending his lessons in various forms of undress A bit of role play please and thank you Sir I would be really naughty at school Placed over his knee Punished and spanked Break all the rules deliberately I want to feel every inch of his perfect frame Stroke the places he likes to be touched Feel his large hands on my quivering body I sound completely cuckoo But I assure you I am just in lust This is one man I want down on me No in-betweeners in between He has size fourteen feet And girls We all know what THAT means! He can be my Taskmaster Or a master of a different kind I would give him total submission He can fire his cheesy balls straight into my open mouth He can do what he wants, I don’t mind I need his body wrapped around mine His luscious lips I crave to kiss Stroke his sexy chest Massage him with oils Just to meet him would be bliss With a hint of a Welsh accent His voice is divine He is a man I would love to meet The perfect parcel Over two metres tall I wish Greg Davies was mine Any woman would be lucky to have him His is a Taurus The most sensual sign Handsome beyond belief I am sure “Eight out of ten cats” would agree Greg Davies is gorgeousness personified