Green Light--New

Mom’s old Chrysler is the scourge of my life driving it, this sedan makes me complain forty meters on a ride, the wheels pop-- by that time, I miss the green light... again! So I'm squatting like a fool on a byway with prayers, the tow truck gets here real fast-- while counting a hundred 'go' lights blink on ; my lacy dress spoils, my frail wits aghast! To make matters worse, tonight's the great prom... While above the green bulb, a poster reads, " Is your auto worn-out? Here's an offer! Get the new Chrysler where each ride succeeds! Carolyn Devonshire's Contest Green Humor Rhymes, Old Or New For Prizes 1/16/2019 ~ Revised