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Green Humor Contest

A Pinch of Red and Green

St. Patrick’s Day

They pinch without green then take a sip of beer
Small in size holding on to their pot of gold
Once depicted in red this comes from the old
Then green appeared and they captured all the gold

Short in stature they also can disappear 
while sipping on a glass of ice cold green beer
A symbol of the Irish a four leaf clover shall bring luck
A fairy tale this could be but don’t believe

A pinch you shall receive for we all believe
In the Irish legion of the green Leprechaun
Enjoy this day that we celebrate that falls on Sunday
For on Monday we all go to work saving for our pot of gold

Then the IRS will steal your gold and put you in a pinch
For the IRS is like the Irish Leprechaun only dressed in red
Pretending to be your friend using a four leaf deduction
Thinking your are in the green but putting you in the red

Contest: Green Humor
Sponsored by: Carolyn Devonshire 
Date Created: 03/15/2019

Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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Date: 3/25/2019 6:31:00 PM
very witty indeed Bobby:-) many congrats on your win:-) hugs jan xx
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Date: 3/24/2019 8:47:00 AM
Leprechauns and the IRS are one and the same - clever poem. Congratulations on your win Bobby! Poetry hugs, Jennifer.
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Date: 3/24/2019 7:24:00 AM
- Congratulations on your win in the "Green" Humor Contest, Bobby :) - greeting from // Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 3/23/2019 8:48:00 PM
Bobby, your entry went beyond the 15-line limit for the contest, but I still thought it deserved recognition for its originality. Congratulations on your win! There were many great entries and judging is always a challenge. Best wishes, Carolyn
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Date: 3/23/2019 3:26:00 AM
Hi Bobby, A very clever poem and very humorous - Your IRS and our Revenue Receiver (both one and the same), take most of our gold forcing us to work hard to fill up another pot for them to take also! Congratulations on your win Bobby -great poem. Poetry hugs, Jennifer.
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Date: 3/18/2019 11:39:00 AM
Hi Bobby, I liked how you put together. Enjoyed the comparison of the IRS being an Irish Leprechaun. Good entry for the contest. Best wishes in the contest:-) Alexis
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Date: 3/15/2019 2:51:00 PM
- Very well done, Bobby :) - I like it :) - Luck in the contest - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 3/15/2019 6:02:00 AM
This was so artfully written, Bobby! Beautifully done on the right week too! Good luck in the contest; you nailed it.
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