Greaser

You didn't go to fight World War II in Japan, You didn't ever go to FAT CITY, but smooched with a DOLLY in my washed and waxed Chevy van! Looking like a real DUCK-BUTT, you have the looks of a clown, not a CAT... staring at that long-legged PAPER-SHAKER! Eat more cereal, ANKLE-BITER! You didn't learn to drive and lead, for a grown man that's a NOSE-BLEED! You didn't go to those night BASHES... never being attracted to fake eyelashes! GREASER, PILE-UP-Z'S or GET A LIGHTER! Put down the HORN you bought at the Country Fair; don't answer back as you usually do...CUT-THE-GAS, or AGITATE-THE GRAVEL with quick toes!