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Granny In the Home

Granny so often tried to roam
We had to take her to a home

Being new they had apprehension
Trying hard to give her attention
 
It sure was a bit of a fight
Stopping her leaning too far right 

Suddenly too far left she leaned
Righted soon when a nurse intervened 

When asked, "Are they doing their part?"
She said,"Yes, but they won't let me fart!"

Copyright © Pat Adams | Year Posted 2017

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Cheryl Hoffman Date: 10/9/2017 8:08:00 PM Lol, I betcha those anti fart nurses were slipping her some beano too~funny one Pat!~Che :) Login to Reply Pat Adams Date: 10/9/2017 9:48:00 PM Thanks Cheryl. There's no telling what those nurses might do! Got to watch them like a hawk........80).........Pat

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart Date: 10/8/2017 3:20:00 PM Aaaaah! Awesome :D thank You! xomo :) Login to Reply Pat Adams Date: 10/9/2017 9:45:00 PM I love it! Thank you very much!! Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart Date: 10/8/2017 6:22:00 PM it means hug kiss mo (me) ;) I like its looks too, it's fun to do. Pat Adams Date: 10/8/2017 5:23:00 PM No....Thank you!!! I'm not sure what xomo means but I like the looks of it!!!!............Pat

Jan Allison Date: 10/8/2017 12:23:00 PM Lol pat ... I hope I never end up in care you know me and my poop poems and love of fatty themes lol:-) hugs Jan xx Login to Reply Pat Adams Date: 10/8/2017 2:45:00 PM I imagine there would be a lot of jaws dropping!!!!...80)

Lim'Rik Flats Date: 10/8/2017 9:39:00 AM TOP SHELF GIGGLER!!! Login to Reply Pat Adams Date: 10/8/2017 2:43:00 PM Thanks John, I do appreciate that!!!