Granny In the Home

Granny so often tried to roam
We had to take her to a home

Being new they had apprehension
Trying hard to give her attention
 
It sure was a bit of a fight
Stopping her leaning too far right 

Suddenly too far left she leaned
Righted soon when a nurse intervened 

When asked, "Are they doing their part?"
She said,"Yes, but they won't let me fart!"
Copyright © | Year Posted 2017

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Hoffman Avatar
October 9, 2017 at 8:08 PM
Lol, I betcha those anti fart nurses were slipping her some beano too~funny one Pat!~Che :)
Adams Avatar
October 9, 2017 at 9:48 PM
Thanks Cheryl. There's no telling what those nurses might do! Got to watch them like a hawk........80).........Pat
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October 8, 2017 at 3:20 PM
Aaaaah! Awesome :D thank You! xomo :)
Adams Avatar
October 9, 2017 at 9:45 PM
I love it! Thank you very much!!
Pigeon Tart Avatar
October 8, 2017 at 6:22 PM
it means hug kiss mo (me) ;) I like its looks too, it's fun to do.
Adams Avatar
October 8, 2017 at 5:23 PM
No....Thank you!!! I'm not sure what xomo means but I like the looks of it!!!!............Pat
Allison Avatar
October 8, 2017 at 12:23 PM
Lol pat ... I hope I never end up in care you know me and my poop poems and love of fatty themes lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Adams Avatar
October 8, 2017 at 2:45 PM
I imagine there would be a lot of jaws dropping!!!!...80)
Flats Avatar
October 8, 2017 at 9:39 AM
TOP SHELF GIGGLER!!!
Adams Avatar
October 8, 2017 at 2:43 PM
Thanks John, I do appreciate that!!!
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