Grandma Got Run Over By a Milk Truck

Grandma got run over by a reindeer I'm sure you remember that song Well that was my grandma who was hit And again, they got part of it wrong See, she really was run over by reindeer But it was nothing like they said Those deer were driving a milk truck That left my poor grandma nearly dead My poor grandma just got done milking And was putting the cows back in the field When eight drunk reindeer in a milk truck Crashed thru the fence and didn't yield They just kept on going thru the barn yard Straight thru the creek and down the hill Grandma looked like a bug on a windshield With pieces of her wig on that milk truck's grill Now poor grandma never seen it coming Cause she was looking the other way We even found that poor womans glasses Stuck on a scarecrow near the hay Well, now my grandma had not been drinking Like that song had claimed she was But somehow they try to make it funny Seems like those city folk always does Well, that's about as much as I can tell you Because the lawsuit is still pending Those reindeer got some north pole lawyer And we heard he's pretty good at defending So beware of reindeer driving milktrucks For they mean to cause your grandma harm And don't forget try to remind your grandmas To look both ways when she leaves the barn