Gramps Is Not An Acronym

My gramps was a long-staunch Baptist of the sort S.B.C., Until his local congregation got beholden to the R.N.C. Gramps was a hoot – on a Friday he joined the K.K.K., Saturday, he quit because it wasn’t a branch of the Y.M.C.A. Afterwards, he feared a knock on his door from the C.I.A. Would negate all his years working with the B.S. of A. Gramps continued his strong support for the N.A.A.C.P. But said he was canceling his membership in the B.B.B. He was a coal miner, but Gramps never joined the A.F. of L. It was years before he learned the union was not a U.R.L.