Got Jelly Rolls On My Jelly Rolls

I'm a wee bit overweight for sure
But I've got much more to hug
Got jelly rolls on my jelly rolls
Just a big fat loveable lug

Honey tried taking a picture of me
Couldn't get me all in one frame
Had to splice two frames together
But she loves me just the same

I'm one big massive son of an elf
Fun times sure turn my crank
There ain't no happier blob around
I've got my dear sweetie to thank

At night I take up most of the bed
Leaving little room for my honey
So we have to cuddle up real close
See this elf ain't no dummy!

Got jelly rolls on my jelly rolls

©Jack Ellison 2012
Copyright © | Year Posted 2012

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Breidenthal Avatar
March 17, 2018 at 2:34 AM
It must be so nice to have someone that loves you, and all of you, from head to toe! Always, Laura
Ellison Avatar
March 17, 2018 at 6:23 AM
Like I said earlier, that was then! Much healthier now!!! XOX
Eastman Avatar
September 20, 2012 at 11:58 AM
LOL... Loved it! Reading your work brightens up each day.
Ellison Avatar
September 20, 2012 at 2:05 PM
You are the sweetest!!! Reading your work brightens up my day too dear friend! Your story telling poems are unmatched here! Love, Jack
Horsman Avatar
September 18, 2012 at 9:52 AM
brilliant Quatrain, Jack, just back from the dentist.. needed this i really do.. thanks
Ellison Avatar
September 18, 2012 at 10:28 AM
Glad you got a chuckle out of it, Harry! Life is just a bowl of cherries so live and laugh at it all!!! I think these are lyrics to an old song! LOL Feel better my friend... Jack
Trew Avatar
September 18, 2012 at 5:25 AM
Hi Jack. I love humourous verse...grew up on 'Banjo' Patterson and Henry Lawson. First I've read of yours but about to read more. Cheers, Allen
Ellison Avatar
September 18, 2012 at 5:52 AM
Glad it gave you a chuckle, Allen! Take a look, I write quite a bit of humorous verse... thanks for dropping by, my friend! Cheers, Jack
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