Good Samaritan

A guy was drunk in a bar
I offered to drive him home
He fell 5 times in the parking lot
So I couldn't leave him alone.

I got him home and he fell 4 more times
before we got to his stair
I said to his wife "Here's your husband"
She said "Yeah, but where is his wheelchair?"
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

Poem

Post Comments

Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem. Negative comments will result your account being banned.

Please Login to post a comment

Song Avatar
February 18, 2011 at 5:03 PM
Isn't the GOOD SAMARITAN a Biblical story? ha ha. clever usage of rhyme...humored again!
Pettit Avatar
February 8, 2011 at 4:37 PM
All I'll say is it's funny.
Dufresne Avatar
February 5, 2011 at 7:45 PM
haha I shouldn't laugh this hard before I go to bed. great one Ralph! Into my favs for future entertainment
Belt Avatar
February 3, 2011 at 6:57 PM
LOL.....Too Funny.....Larry
Get a Premium Membership
Turn off ads, get more exposure for your poetry, and get more features with a Premium Membership.
Book: Diverse Voices: The Poetry of Human Rights and the Pursuit of Peace