Good Morning Gunshine

GOOD MORNING GUNSHINE So here’s the way to start the day~ If you want to do mornings in my way~ I take a quarter pint of vodka and two shots of rum~ Yeah, it would take someone like you to call that dumb~ I’ve another selection in case that didn’t appeal to you~ Go outside where the sun shines as pride to the blue~ Then take ninety mgs..of oxi-conton and tell me how you feel You’ll enjoy the morning more than ever before , and that there is the real deal Okay, so let’s say you’re a wimp and want to start off easy Because last night’s rotten dinner made your stomach queasy Instead of drugs and drink you can just go shoot off a Magnum-45 Then aim it empty at your girlfriend and that’ll make you both feel alive I mean when you awaken in the morning with nothing to do listen to my explicit and implicit words I’ve already told you But see, there may come a time when you no longer wish to survive “Hey Honey,, where’d I leave my loaded Magnum 45?” © 2011.…~free cee!~