Andrea Dietrich Poet Limerick

Gold Diggers' Sport

Sookie said (as she stood at the tee),

"Though this golfing is boring to me,

Its odds can't be beat.

Of golfers I meet,

for each woman, the males number three!!"


For the Limerick Contest of Carolyn Devonshire

*Note: Female golfers number fewer than 23% in this sport.
With the many doctors and lawyers that seem to enjoy this
activity, I can't help but think it would be a great place for a
single lady to meet rich men!

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Casarah Nance July 21, 2018 at 7:30 AM She is on the right course then! congrats

Robert L. Hinshaw July 19, 2018 at 9:08 AM Andrea, I love great lims and this is a great one! Congrats for your well-deserved win and many thx for your kind comment re mine - Bob

Eve Roper July 17, 2018 at 9:23 PM Congratulations on your great well written win, Andrea, :) enjoyed reading. Hugs Eve

Susan Gentry July 17, 2018 at 9:05 AM Congratulations on your win. Cute. :)

Bartholomew Williams July 17, 2018 at 7:58 AM Very nicely done, Andrea!! You really cover a wide range, from funny (such as this amusing limerick) to serious, with your poetry. I appreciate your fine work. Congratulations, my friend, on your high placement in the contest (and I like the note at the bottom, too)! All good things to you and yours always!! :) Bartholomew

Subimal Sinha-Roy July 16, 2018 at 11:28 PM Congratulations, Andrea on your well deserved win.

Jan Allison July 16, 2018 at 5:05 PM I better get my clubs out again lol:-) many congrats:-) hugs jan xx

Carolyn Devonshire July 16, 2018 at 11:39 AM LOL I actually have an old friend who met her husband on the golf course. He's rich and her life's been smooth sailing ever since. Congratulations! Hugs, Carolyn

Funom Makama February 3, 2016 at 10:37 AM Well said and craftily illustrated. A wonderful presentation of this wonderful site. Thumbs up and a definite 7

Jon A Cavanaugh September 3, 2013 at 4:32 AM I see how this was a winner. Very witty limerick. Good job.

Phyllis Babcock April 17, 2013 at 10:29 AM Had me smiling thinking of Tiger Woods and his ladies. Just kidding. Nicely done. love phyl

Ralph Taylor April 16, 2013 at 4:36 PM Congrats, Andrea. Great job. Nice going. hugs, Ralph

Donna Jones April 12, 2013 at 6:54 PM Great one Andrea...congratulations.. Donna

Poet Destroyer A April 11, 2013 at 10:58 AM Hola Andrea, thank you for the nice hi on my cherry poem, stopping by to read your winning poem in Craig's golfing limerick. Congratulations with your fun swing ;-) Always & Forever*PD

Hgarvey Daniel Esquire April 10, 2013 at 11:25 PM Dear Andrea, Hope this finds YOU and Yours Healthy and High in the Spirit.Congratulations on YOUR Well Deserved Win in Craig Cornish's Contest "Golf Limerick" Maybe I should take up Golf. Do rich Women Play Golf?? Awesome POETIC Artistry Superb Quill. I LOVE YOU ALWAYS and FOREVER YOUR Liege...HG

Painted Hunter April 10, 2013 at 6:13 AM Congrats on your win, Andrea!...it's a good one for sure.

Deborah Burch April 10, 2013 at 4:03 AM Congratulations Andy!!! Welll done. Love ya Deb

Roy Jerden April 9, 2013 at 6:34 PM Good Limerick! Congratulations on the fine win!

Hidden Sister April 9, 2013 at 5:04 PM Nice job, congrats on your win.

Abdulhafeez Oyewole April 9, 2013 at 4:00 PM Congrats on your win Andrea. ~A.O

Francine Roberts April 9, 2013 at 2:12 PM really, ? I think I should take up golf then. Congrats on your win Andrea, very witty entry

Ilene Bauer April 9, 2013 at 1:43 PM ha! you've made a good point here, in a clever and fun way...

Carrie Richards April 9, 2013 at 11:00 AM That Sookie gets around a lot !! haha, can't go anywhere these days! Funny poem, Andrea......congratulations!!

Mandy Tams The Golden Girl April 7, 2013 at 10:08 AM ha, love it and thanks Andy,, you have given me a boost with your comments xx

Sean Kelly April 7, 2013 at 1:30 AM Hi "Tiger" A D , but none of these "swingers" (golf) would get near your talented writes . But , that's par-for-the-course !!. Good to hear you , Sean ..

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