God Save Us From Improvements -

easy open zip-lock re-sealable bag tear along dotted line no wrong place try a little below dotted line crap well maybe a little above dotted line wrong again you’re not holding your mouth right bite and tear the little bastard s.o.b open ouch try weaponry damn right that did the trick sh-t spilled it all over the freekin floor cut my finger too flip it a bird jump on it stomp and grind with both feet what now get a bandage go back to the store buy two more just in case easy open zip-lock…