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God Save Our Queen

The Queen was in a right old muddle Her motions were giving her trouble She sent for the king Too inspect her ring With a telescope nicknamed Hubble. After the examination The king looked on in amazement He then said my dear On checking your rear What I see is truly amazing For it has been such a long time Since viewing your royal behind So take off your crown Lets boogie on down OK she cried your throne or mine.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2022




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Date: 7/2/2023 11:27:00 AM
omg John this is beyond hilarious especially the ring line, I am crying laughing - so good to see someone else who write poopy poems lol:-) hugs Jan xx
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John Read
Date: 7/2/2023 12:16:00 PM
Hi Jan so pleased I made someone smile today. God Bless.
Date: 3/1/2022 2:58:00 PM
The King found the cause of the Queen's distress - It was consuming curry to excess - She's too old to rush - For a royal flush - And her foul actions she cannot suppress……. Belle
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Jan Allison
Date: 7/2/2023 11:27:00 AM
hahaha Belle x
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Beryl Edmonds
Date: 3/2/2022 5:18:00 AM
Never better than yours brother John!
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John Read
Date: 3/2/2022 4:55:00 AM
LOL your limerick is better than mine sister Beryl.
Date: 2/27/2022 1:31:00 PM
Absolutely delightful, John. I had a good laugh out of this one!
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John Read
Date: 2/28/2022 4:44:00 AM
Thank you Milton,our dear Queen has not been looking to well lately.
Date: 2/27/2022 12:11:00 PM
Hello John , i like the humor in this poem. Enjoy your day my friend.
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Darlene De Beaulieu
Date: 3/1/2022 4:07:00 PM
Hello John, yes a little humor does brighten the day. Enjoy your evening my friend.
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John Read
Date: 2/28/2022 4:45:00 AM
Thank you Darlene, a little humor now and then brightens ones day.

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