John Read Poet Limerick

God Save Our Queen

The Queen was in a right old muddle
Her motions were giving her trouble
She sent for the king
Too inspect her ring
With a telescope nicknamed Hubble.

After the examination
The king looked on in amazement
He then said my dear
On checking your rear
What I see is truly amazing

For it has been such a long time
Since viewing your royal behind
So take off your crown
Lets boogie on down
OK she cried your throne or mine.

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Jan Allison July 2, 2023 at 11:27 AM omg John this is beyond hilarious especially the ring line, I am crying laughing - so good to see someone else who write poopy poems lol:-) hugs Jan xx John Read July 2, 2023 at 12:16 PM Hi Jan so pleased I made someone smile today. God Bless.

Beryl Edmonds March 1, 2022 at 2:58 PM The King found the cause of the Queen's distress - It was consuming curry to excess - She's too old to rush - For a royal flush - And her foul actions she cannot suppress……. Belle Jan Allison July 2, 2023 at 11:27 AM hahaha Belle x Beryl Edmonds March 2, 2022 at 5:18 AM Never better than yours brother John! John Read March 2, 2022 at 4:55 AM LOL your limerick is better than mine sister Beryl.

L Milton Hankins February 27, 2022 at 1:31 PM Absolutely delightful, John. I had a good laugh out of this one! John Read February 28, 2022 at 4:44 AM Thank you Milton,our dear Queen has not been looking to well lately.

Darlene De Beaulieu February 27, 2022 at 12:11 PM Hello John , i like the humor in this poem. Enjoy your day my friend. Darlene De Beaulieu March 1, 2022 at 4:07 PM Hello John, yes a little humor does brighten the day. Enjoy your evening my friend. John Read February 28, 2022 at 4:45 AM Thank you Darlene, a little humor now and then brightens ones day.