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God Save Our Queen

The Queen was in a right old muddle
Her motions were giving her trouble
She sent for the king
Too inspect her ring
With a telescope nicknamed Hubble.

After the examination
The king looked on in amazement
He then said my dear
On checking your rear
What I see is truly amazing

For it has been such a long time
Since viewing your royal behind
So take off your crown
Lets boogie on down
OK she cried your throne or mine.

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Jan Allison

Date: 7/2/2023 11:27:00 AM

omg John this is beyond hilarious especially the ring line, I am crying laughing - so good to see someone else who write poopy poems lol:-) hugs Jan xx

John Read
Date: 7/2/2023 12:16:00 PM

Hi Jan so pleased I made someone smile today. God Bless.

Beryl Edmonds

Date: 3/1/2022 2:58:00 PM

The King found the cause of the Queen's distress - It was consuming curry to excess - She's too old to rush - For a royal flush - And her foul actions she cannot suppress……. Belle

Jan Allison
Date: 7/2/2023 11:27:00 AM

hahaha Belle x

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 3/2/2022 5:18:00 AM

Never better than yours brother John!

John Read
Date: 3/2/2022 4:55:00 AM

LOL your limerick is better than mine sister Beryl.