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Gobble Gobble Ho Ho Ho

Gobble gobble ho ho ho it's the language of the season
Time for long johns, mittens as well as coughing and sneezin'
Kissing strangers in the street
Blubbering emotion you excrete
Mostly it's time for a “you, your wife and Santa” threesome!

Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2017

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Judith S Date: 12/22/2017 11:09:00 PM You travel the road untravelled :) LOVE your limericks!!! And now we get little bonus Lims in reply to Silent One :) My day gets better and better! Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 12/23/2017 6:12:00 AM YA! We have a convert!!! And I must say he sure learns fast! Don't know you can handle all of us lim dudes!!! My love for you is overflowing today!!! xxxx

Jan Allison Date: 12/22/2017 2:36:00 PM TMI Jack lol:-) hugs jan xx Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 12/22/2017 5:25:00 PM MERRY CHRISTMAS DEAR SIS!!! Lovesies, Bro! xxx

Silent One Date: 12/22/2017 8:45:00 AM Santa told Jack he's been a naughty boy. He disagreed and demanded a toy! Jack wanted a dildo, Santa gave him a banjo. Sang the blues like a sad cowboy! Login to Reply Silent One Date: 12/22/2017 10:18:00 AM You are on fire today... Jack Ellison Date: 12/22/2017 10:16:00 AM Must admit dildos are useful in bed... coz banjos can damage your head... but strumming a banjo... goes better with piano... are you listening, did you hear what I said???

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart Date: 12/22/2017 8:42:00 AM Gobble gobble makes the winter coat! Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 12/22/2017 10:07:00 AM Canadian eh!!!! Merry Christmas dear MO!!! xxx

Lim'Rik Flats Date: 12/22/2017 7:26:00 AM I saw Jackson kissing Santa Claus//Was enough to give me pause//To each his own//Some have a throne//to sit upon because. TRIPLE PLAY ON JACKIE BOY!!! Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 12/22/2017 7:39:00 AM Guess too much sun is crumbling your brain!!! I AM Santa! lol

Silent One Date: 12/22/2017 6:53:00 AM Hahah... naughty ending! Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 12/22/2017 7:14:00 AM Uh hello!!! I AM Santa!!! LOL HAVE A FANTASTIC DAY MY GOOD FRIEND!!! xx