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Gobble Gobble Ho Ho Ho

Gobble gobble ho ho ho it's the language of the season Time for long johns, mittens as well as coughing and sneezin' Kissing strangers in the street Blubbering emotion you excrete Mostly it's time for a “you, your wife and Santa” threesome!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2017




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Date: 12/22/2017 11:09:00 PM
You travel the road untravelled :) LOVE your limericks!!! And now we get little bonus Lims in reply to Silent One :) My day gets better and better!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 12/23/2017 6:12:00 AM
YA! We have a convert!!! And I must say he sure learns fast! Don't know you can handle all of us lim dudes!!! My love for you is overflowing today!!! xxxx
Date: 12/22/2017 2:36:00 PM
TMI Jack lol:-) hugs jan xx
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Jack Ellison
Date: 12/22/2017 5:25:00 PM
MERRY CHRISTMAS DEAR SIS!!! Lovesies, Bro! xxx
Date: 12/22/2017 8:45:00 AM
Santa told Jack he's been a naughty boy. He disagreed and demanded a toy! Jack wanted a dildo, Santa gave him a banjo. Sang the blues like a sad cowboy!
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Silent One
Date: 12/22/2017 10:18:00 AM
You are on fire today...
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Jack Ellison
Date: 12/22/2017 10:16:00 AM
Must admit dildos are useful in bed... coz banjos can damage your head... but strumming a banjo... goes better with piano... are you listening, did you hear what I said???
Date: 12/22/2017 8:42:00 AM
Gobble gobble makes the winter coat!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 12/22/2017 10:07:00 AM
Canadian eh!!!! Merry Christmas dear MO!!! xxx
Date: 12/22/2017 7:26:00 AM
I saw Jackson kissing Santa Claus//Was enough to give me pause//To each his own//Some have a throne//to sit upon because. TRIPLE PLAY ON JACKIE BOY!!!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 12/22/2017 7:39:00 AM
Guess too much sun is crumbling your brain!!! I AM Santa! lol
Date: 12/22/2017 6:53:00 AM
Hahah... naughty ending!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 12/22/2017 7:14:00 AM
Uh hello!!! I AM Santa!!! LOL HAVE A FANTASTIC DAY MY GOOD FRIEND!!! xx

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