Gobble Gobble Ho Ho Ho

Gobble gobble ho ho ho it's the language of the season Time for long johns, mittens as well as coughing and sneezin' Kissing strangers in the street Blubbering emotion you excrete Mostly it's time for a “you, your wife and Santa” threesome!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2017

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December 22, 2017 at 11:09 PM
You travel the road untravelled :) LOVE your limericks!!! And now we get little bonus Lims in reply to Silent One :) My day gets better and better!
Ellison Avatar
December 23, 2017 at 6:12 AM
YA! We have a convert!!! And I must say he sure learns fast! Don't know you can handle all of us lim dudes!!! My love for you is overflowing today!!! xxxx
Allison Avatar
December 22, 2017 at 2:36 PM
TMI Jack lol:-) hugs jan xx
Ellison Avatar
December 22, 2017 at 5:25 PM
MERRY CHRISTMAS DEAR SIS!!! Lovesies, Bro! xxx
One Avatar
December 22, 2017 at 8:45 AM
Santa told Jack he's been a naughty boy. He disagreed and demanded a toy! Jack wanted a dildo, Santa gave him a banjo. Sang the blues like a sad cowboy!
One Avatar
December 22, 2017 at 10:18 AM
You are on fire today...
Ellison Avatar
December 22, 2017 at 10:16 AM
Must admit dildos are useful in bed... coz banjos can damage your head... but strumming a banjo... goes better with piano... are you listening, did you hear what I said???
Pigeon Tart Avatar
December 22, 2017 at 8:42 AM
Gobble gobble makes the winter coat!
Ellison Avatar
December 22, 2017 at 10:07 AM
Canadian eh!!!! Merry Christmas dear MO!!! xxx
Flats Avatar
December 22, 2017 at 7:26 AM
I saw Jackson kissing Santa Claus//Was enough to give me pause//To each his own//Some have a throne//to sit upon because. TRIPLE PLAY ON JACKIE BOY!!!
Ellison Avatar
December 22, 2017 at 7:39 AM
Guess too much sun is crumbling your brain!!! I AM Santa! lol
One Avatar
December 22, 2017 at 6:53 AM
Hahah... naughty ending!
Ellison Avatar
December 22, 2017 at 7:14 AM
Uh hello!!! I AM Santa!!! LOL HAVE A FANTASTIC DAY MY GOOD FRIEND!!! xx
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