Go Large

Was in Burger King when I spied her The other staff, mingers beside her I ordered, hot under the collar She asked me, go large for a dollar? Next day, I went there quite late I asked if she’d come on a date You buying? I heard her boss holler She guessed I’d go large for a dollar We had a good date and she said Why don’t you take me to bed She frowned at my ‘eager young scholar’ ‘So, do you go large for a dollar?’

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L Milton Hankins

Date: 3/7/2021 7:51:00 PM

Interesting pickup at a Burger King. I got several good chuckles out of your verse. So, I can't help but ask: "Did you go large for a dollar?" Is there a sequel to this one?

Terry Flood
Date: 3/8/2021 12:43:00 AM

To be honest, there are only so many good rhymes for Dollar... Pound and quid, possibly slightly more but I decided to stick with dollar. Never have I met anyone who referred to their manhood as their ‘eager young scholar’ but if it gets the message across then that’s okay by me. No sequel planned but I rarely know today what I’ll write tomorrow, so it’s anybody’s guess. Thanks for dropping in. Terry.