Arthur Vaso Poet Couplet

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This is not meant to be political or pick sides, simply a poem of humor

 

Global Warnings

My credit card is over the limit
Due to Global Warming

My girlfriend left me
Due to Global Warming

I lost my job
Due to Global Warming

It was too cold last week
Due to Global Warming

It was also too hot last week
Due to Global Warming

I got the flu ten times this year
Due to Global Warming

The Blue Jays lost the World Series
Due to Global Warming

I lost my left sock
Due to Global Warming

My dear grandmother passed away
Due to Global Warming

I burnt dinner
Due to Global Warming

I farted
Ok now that's global warming

The less humans who fart
The less CO2 shall we depart

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Connie Marcum Wong November 28, 2017 at 2:22 PM This reminds me of someone in a high office who thinks Global warming is a joke. A well written satire Arthur. : )

Eve Roper November 27, 2017 at 10:30 PM Stinky , but that tooo will go to our ozone layer

Sara Ella November 27, 2017 at 6:31 PM A light twist on a heavy topic :) Very fun Art!

Charlie Smith November 27, 2017 at 3:30 PM Better an empty house that a bad tenant, great stuff Arthur...

Andrea Dietrich November 27, 2017 at 3:15 PM haha, love the ending. The entire thing is so clever.

Nette Onclaud November 27, 2017 at 11:35 AM how you goof around and yet deep the undertones, arthur... ewhh, you sent out that smell!... huggs

Tim Smith November 27, 2017 at 9:53 AM so it was you...good bye

Joanna Daniel November 27, 2017 at 9:41 AM Great take on a serious topic, Arthur, blame it on "global warming"

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart November 27, 2017 at 9:05 AM Giggles ;) xomo! Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart November 27, 2017 at 9:09 AM ...now I know who to thank for the next warm wind from the west.

Viv Wigley November 27, 2017 at 6:18 AM Aha! I finally got wind of it, Arthur! However, I must forsake the future of the ozone layer in favour of comedy value. Regards, Viv

Winged Warrior November 27, 2017 at 5:26 AM Now that's the problem Arthur...too many old farts in the air...great write my friend...god bless...^WW^

Rhoda Tripp November 27, 2017 at 4:34 AM Lol. Adorable write. I burnt my toast this morning. (global warming). I was going to comment that the ending of your poem stunk, but that would be just too much. Thank you dear, for my morning chuckle.

Jan Allison November 27, 2017 at 3:23 AM The final couplet made me smile. There must be something in the air as I am busy writing a farty poem lol:-)hugs jan xx

Darren White November 27, 2017 at 1:00 AM LOL @ this poem, and especially the final two lines :D