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Global Warnings

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This is not meant to be political or pick sides, simply a poem of humor

My credit card is over the limit Due to Global Warming My girlfriend left me Due to Global Warming I lost my job Due to Global Warming It was too cold last week Due to Global Warming It was also too hot last week Due to Global Warming I got the flu ten times this year Due to Global Warming The Blue Jays lost the World Series Due to Global Warming I lost my left sock Due to Global Warming My dear grandmother passed away Due to Global Warming I burnt dinner Due to Global Warming I farted Ok now that's global warming The less humans who fart The less CO2 shall we depart

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Richard Lamoureux

Date: 1/3/2018 9:51:00 AM

Great play on words. This was fun to read again.

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 11/28/2017 2:22:00 PM

This reminds me of someone in a high office who thinks Global warming is a joke. A well written satire Arthur. : )

Eve Roper

Date: 11/27/2017 10:30:00 PM

Stinky , but that tooo will go to our ozone layer

Sara Ella

Date: 11/27/2017 6:31:00 PM

A light twist on a heavy topic :) Very fun Art!

Richard Lamoureux

Date: 11/27/2017 6:25:00 PM

As always you have a unique and fun way of expressing yourself Arthur.

Charlie Smith

Date: 11/27/2017 3:30:00 PM

Better an empty house that a bad tenant, great stuff Arthur...

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 11/27/2017 3:15:00 PM

haha, love the ending. The entire thing is so clever.

Nette Onclaud

Date: 11/27/2017 11:35:00 AM

how you goof around and yet deep the undertones, arthur... ewhh, you sent out that smell!... huggs

Tim Smith

Date: 11/27/2017 9:53:00 AM

so it was you...good bye

Joanna Daniel

Date: 11/27/2017 9:41:00 AM

Great take on a serious topic, Arthur, blame it on "global warming"

Maureen Mcgreavy

Date: 11/27/2017 9:05:00 AM

Giggles ;) xomo!

Maureen Mcgreavy
Date: 11/27/2017 9:09:00 AM

...now I know who to thank for the next warm wind from the west.

Viv Wigley

Date: 11/27/2017 6:18:00 AM

Aha! I finally got wind of it, Arthur! However, I must forsake the future of the ozone layer in favour of comedy value. Regards, Viv

Winged Warrior

Date: 11/27/2017 5:26:00 AM

Now that's the problem Arthur...too many old farts in the air...great write my friend...god bless...^WW^

Rhoda Tripp

Date: 11/27/2017 4:34:00 AM

Lol. Adorable write. I burnt my toast this morning. (global warming). I was going to comment that the ending of your poem stunk, but that would be just too much. Thank you dear, for my morning chuckle.

Jan Allison

Date: 11/27/2017 3:23:00 AM

The final couplet made me smile. There must be something in the air as I am busy writing a farty poem lol:-)hugs jan xx

Darren White

Date: 11/27/2017 1:00:00 AM

LOL @ this poem, and especially the final two lines :D