Give Thanks - Poultry Fer Thanksgivin'

"Howard    woncha say a few wurds?
Cum on    Howard    like over tha bird."
Says Aunt Jen    visitin' fer the holeeday.

Weuns are seated    tha eight of us    at this here sumpchus dinner table,
Lookin' at the damndest    big    brown poultry ya iver seen.
Howard    ma Dad    is jist liftin' a forkful a meat    drippin' gravy an dressin'.
Tha rest of us heseetate    not knowin' what's a cumin.'
Our familee niver did give no thanks fer nuthin'.

Now    dad lays down the heepin fork    careful like    chokes    then beegins -

"Weeeellll    Lord    I chased ol' Mahitabel all roun' tha yard.
She knew what was a cumin'    an' diseepeered inta the rushes by tha pond.
Couldn't see her nohow    but put a barrel-full inta the weeds anyways
Heered this here squawk!
Looked all through tha stalks fer old Mahitabel,
Niver found her

But!    Lord    we do now thank ye most bounteefullee fer this here swan.
A men"
Copyright © | Year Posted 2008

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Dietrich Avatar
October 1, 2010 at 11:14 AM
ahahahahaha. so cute. What the heck is Mahitael?? NAme of a chicken or turkey? Never heard of a name like that. Yeah, that sonnet of the road rage. ONly time I gave someone the finger. She was so horrid, scaring me to death like she was gonna run me down! Luv, Andrea
Farley Avatar
December 1, 2008 at 6:45 PM
I LOVE your sense of humor! I don't think I have ever read poetry that made me really laugh till I read yours. Thanks!
Matheny Avatar
November 15, 2008 at 3:20 PM
Does your son write poems like you do, On here I mean?
Matheny Avatar
November 14, 2008 at 5:44 AM
Cause I am a . . . ;)
Matheny Avatar
November 14, 2008 at 5:41 AM
You're a guy right? How old are you?
Gorelick Avatar
November 12, 2008 at 9:30 AM
I'm still laughing...this is a very different side of you...your new friend..BG
Richards Avatar
November 12, 2008 at 6:47 AM
What a fun poem to read this morning! You caught me by surprise!! Now that's a different Thanksgiving story....but the turkeys will love it! Happy Thanksgiving, Daver! ~ Carrie
Winter Avatar
November 12, 2008 at 5:53 AM
Oh no! That's horrible and funny at the same time! Poor beautiful swan. Yikes - you are too much Daver! Happy Thanksgiving soon! : ) Love, Shar
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