Give a Man a Sea-Kitten

Give a man a sea-kitten, And you feed him for a day. Teach a man how to sea-kitten, And PETA will make him pay. I guess there isn’t much to say, We’re gonna eat them either way, Because the message here being conveyed Does not have to do with fish per se. Instead we feel the need to build A foundation where we can rest our guilt. Or where we can sway, or push, or tilt The basis of sanity. And watch it wilt. Humans are actually land-dodos. A tree is also a green-giraffe. But no name we will ever sow Will ever cease to make me laugh. I mean, how bored do you have to be In a world with war and disease uprising To stop what you’re doing and decide: “Here see, Fish are in trouble. Start compromising.”? Man is the measure of these extents. The apex of idiocy slips his mind, And thus he chooses to invent Another means to thwart mankind. We’re defending the rights of things we need. Things we need for survival, like skin. And in our greed we fail to read The paradox lying herein and within. Among all the things that humans bleed for, Nothing more imbecilic has ever been, Than renaming the fish of which we feed Into something like sea-kitten. “And then Jesus blessed the sea-kittens, He broke the bread and divided it amongst 5000 people.”