Getting the Wind Up

Oh! How can I forget your face The tenderness, of your embrace Your precious smile your gentle kiss These things, I know, I’ll always miss The way you’d squeeze and hold me tight And making love all through the night The way you’d talk the whole day long Or sing that sad old country song The times we had, and we had some But sadly now the time has come For this will be our final parting All because you can’t stop farting