Roy Pett Poet Rhyme

Germaphobe

Germaphobe.

Cleanliness of my home is a sure must
because I'm a germaphobe full of fear
can not cope with any dirt, any dust
afraid of that stuff from anythings rear,

stay indoors alone when high wind doth gust
washing hands testing soap is my career,
stay very clean all the time, I’ve no trust
no grime, dirt or filth, windows clean and clear 

I must clean the toilet ten times a day
also bath, shower, walls and every floor
Constantly washed my hair so now it's grey
I can't touch handles on any strange door,

this quirky behaviour rules my whole life
to me it's an illness not just an obsession 
creating problems especially for my wife
saintly attitude towards my indiscretion.

2/6/2018
Contest quirks
Sponsored by Madison Demetros.

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Janice Canerdy February 22, 2018 at 8:12 AM Absolutely fantastic, Roy! Have you ever watched the tv show Monk? Your poem describes the main character. Janice Roy Pett February 22, 2018 at 9:13 AM Thank you very much for your very kind comment Janice, I have never seen this show but will definitely look it up now, thanks again for your support much appreciated. :))

Sara Kendrick February 10, 2018 at 3:01 PM Cute one. There are some people with this problem but it is impossible to get away from those microscopic bugs that we can't see they are everywhere, everywhere. Thanks for the visit to my page. Sara Roy Pett February 12, 2018 at 6:22 AM Thank you so much Sara for your visit and your informative comment, thanks again for your support. :))

Jan Allison February 10, 2018 at 7:13 AM wow that sure is OCD Roy - am so glad to read there is a deal of poetic licence here!:-) hugs jan xx Roy Pett February 12, 2018 at 6:10 AM Thanks Jan, I did exaggerate to make cleaning a little more interesting, thanks again for your support. :))

Janice Canerdy February 8, 2018 at 9:36 AM Well-written, Roy! Now--if you could transfer some of that housecleaning desire to ME! Janice Roy Pett February 9, 2018 at 5:58 AM Thank you so much for your very kind comment Janice, my desire and compulsion to clean is still relevant but my poor old body has little desire to do as much as is needed, thanks again for your support much appreciated. :))

Carole Duet February 6, 2018 at 9:48 PM Oh wow! What a pain in the #%*@! this must be if true. Great poem though! Roy Pett February 7, 2018 at 5:20 AM Hi Carole, really pleased to see you visit my page, thanks for your very kind comment, I have exaggerated a little, my attempt to make the poem more interesting for the reader, thanks again for your support. :))

Andrea Dietrich February 6, 2018 at 5:52 PM oh my is this really true? You would not be able to live in my house. I am not constantly cleaning (my husband wishes I would!) I could use you here though to clean for me!! (but you would be afraid to get near the appliances!) Very cool take on the contest. I have some real quirks too. This is a contest I am looking forward to trying. Roy Pett February 7, 2018 at 5:15 AM Andrea I must confess that I have exaggerated a little to make the poem more interesting, I would say I have an obsession with cleanliness but not to that extent, also at my age my energy levels wouldn’t allow me too, thanks for your support much appreciated. :))

Emile Pinet February 6, 2018 at 12:36 PM You tell a story with such freshness and reality that it soon attaches itself to our reality and we take partial ownership of the emotions poured forth. Very well done! Emile. Roy Pett February 6, 2018 at 4:12 PM Thank you so much Emile, I really appreciate and agree with your wise words, any phobia has a detrimental effect on all concerned, thanks again for your support and encouragement. :))

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart February 6, 2018 at 10:20 AM Oh yes. Excellently penned! My best to you in the contest :) xomo! Roy Pett February 6, 2018 at 4:05 PM Thank you so much for your very kind comment and best wishes Maureen. :))

Silent One February 6, 2018 at 8:26 AM Sounds like a serious case of OCD.. Great poem Roy.. Roy Pett February 6, 2018 at 4:03 PM Thanks Silent one, you’re totally right, thanks again for your support. :))

Vijay Pandit February 6, 2018 at 6:50 AM You developed this portrait of cleanliness well Roy..truly feels like an obsession, as you intended...best for a win. Roy Pett February 6, 2018 at 4:01 PM Thank you so much for your very kind comment and best wishes Vijay, really appreciated. :))