George Jefferson Got His Butt Kicked

When everything was said and done,
Tom Willis kicked the crap out of George Jefferson.
George continuously called Tom's son a zebra and Tom was fed up with it.
George was rushed to the hospital after Tom Willis snapped and had a fit.
He kicked George's butt and made him eat the floor.
George decided not to call Tom's son a zebra anymore.
George had Tom thrown in jail for assault and battery shortly after the fight.
Now the prison guards are calling Tom a zebra because he's wearing stripes. 

(This poem was inspired by 'The Jeffersons' TV show.)
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Barry-Nishanian Avatar
February 23, 2018 at 6:13 PM
Cute ending, enjoyed every word. I like funny, silly, I try to make folks grin at my take on aging.bbn
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