Gallop Pole

A Pole Dancer in need of a pole
Believed Warsaw might help meet her goal
When her legs were split
She found some might fit
Just as long as they stayed in the hole


For Tania Kitchen's Bawdy Limerick Contest 29.V.19
Syllables Per Line:     9 9 5 5 9
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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Faulkner Avatar
June 12, 2019 at 11:41 PM
Very 'punny' title, Rico, congrats!
Sergi Avatar
June 12, 2019 at 6:27 PM
Hi Rico: Congratulations on your win!
Allison Avatar
June 12, 2019 at 3:57 PM
So lovely to see you entering the contest Rico am delighted to see you on the winners list:-) hugs Jan xx
Kitchin Avatar
June 12, 2019 at 4:37 AM
Rico, congratulations on your winning placement with your clever limerick!
Marcum Wong Avatar
June 11, 2019 at 8:13 PM
Congratulations on your second placement with witty Limerick Rico! : )
Laurie Avatar
June 1, 2019 at 7:47 PM
G'day Rico … if you know little about pole dancing this limerick might be taken the wrong way. Very witty indeed Rico - Lindsay
Leffanta Avatar
June 3, 2019 at 5:33 PM
All I know is that Poles were flash dancing centuries ago, and after Chopin moved to Paris it became Americanized to "Can Can" although the British mis-translated that into "Cane Cane" . . . . Aloha! Rico
Dietrich Avatar
June 1, 2019 at 3:44 PM
Well done!! Check out Tania's blog if you want to score in her contest. Ya have to add something add the bottom!
Leffanta Avatar
June 1, 2019 at 4:38 PM
Thank you for reading, commenting, and the heads up! Aloha! Rico
Beilschmidt Sr. Avatar
May 29, 2019 at 10:07 PM
Very clever Rico
Leffanta Avatar
June 1, 2019 at 4:38 PM
Mahalo! Rico
Allison Avatar
May 29, 2019 at 3:16 PM
omg hilarious Rico you do make me lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Leffanta Avatar
June 1, 2019 at 4:39 PM
Mahalo nui loa! Aloha! Rico
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