Futuristic Christmas Third December 2015
(Sing along to the tune of 'Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer'.
This is a futuristic Christmas,
Sing along in an ode,
Global warming's reached the North Pole!
That's the end of ice and snow.
The Arctic's now a surf beach,
All your gifts are out of reach,
There's some really naughty bad elves,
Keeping the presents for themselves!
Where did good ole Santa go?
He's been on the ho!
Santa's been to bad girl's lane,
And he never was seen again!
Now Santa's got survivor baggage,
Mrs. Santa tossed away his clothes,
She divorced dear old Santa,
For hoing the bad girl hoes.
Now there's a big beach party,
No Christmas ever again!
The bad girls are giving it to Santa,
No Christmas ever again!
This is a futuristic Christmas,
Global warming's reached the North Pole,
Sing along with Santa,
A futuristic Christmas ode!
(Let's Party!!!!) (FUTURISTIC CHRISTMAS)
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