Funny Things You Said

I want to write a poem about nonsense conversation Yeah Like I ask you “did cat get your tongue?” And you stare at me Confirmed that yes, cat did get your tongue You laugh at me and said that “I am crazy” But then mention that that is why you like me You are too contradicting yourself You said God told you that I did something But haven’t said when you met Him You said “double dare you” But forgot to say how you are going to pay me I said “do you want to get a kick?” And you gave me a part of your body for me to kick you Too funny Not the illegal kick or physical kick, silly You said you are not “goofy” But then you said you are “Donald Duck” Ahh, in case you don’t know Donald Duck does look kind of goofy to me Okay, that is enough for now You’d better watch out what you said to me Or I‘ll make fun of you, haha