Funny Story Fly In the Wall

You have to indulge me here

But funny story

I am in a restaurant the other day

Fancied the soup of the day

So I went ahead and ordered it

A fly then only went and landed in my soup

As typical me I went

Oii fly what the hell

Do you think you are playing at

At stick with me strangely enough

The fly only answered me back

But was actually really impressed

Surprisingly saying to me

How do you know I am a fly 

And I went because you fly

Anyway cut a long story short

We ended up swapping details

And we have remained in contact

And are still friends to this day

I nicknamed him Geoff Goldbloom 

Originally I was going to call him Sting

Or chicken after the soup

And he calls me

L.F.R.S

Which affectionately means

Like . Flies , Round , Sheet
Copyright © | Year Posted 2023


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Date: 10/12/2023 3:53:00 PM
ha ha ha I sure needed the giggle, in the words of the advert ... one sheeeetttt is plenty - not if you have the runs of course lol:-) hugs Jan xx
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Christopher Flaherty
Date: 10/12/2023 5:10:00 PM
Cheers Jan Plenty sheeeettt is running out of course
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