Funny Story Fly In the Wall

You have to indulge me here But funny story I am in a restaurant the other day Fancied the soup of the day So I went ahead and ordered it A fly then only went and landed in my soup As typical me I went Oii fly what the hell Do you think you are playing at At stick with me strangely enough The fly only answered me back But was actually really impressed Surprisingly saying to me How do you know I am a fly And I went because you fly Anyway cut a long story short We ended up swapping details And we have remained in contact And are still friends to this day I nicknamed him Geoff Goldbloom Originally I was going to call him Sting Or chicken after the soup And he calls me L.F.R.S Which affectionately means Like . Flies , Round , Sheet