Funny Onion

Out shopping met an old friend from school he turns to me serious looking what are you at these days Well says I working for a China man picking up crumbs for disabled birds Those with broken wings who are unable to fly smiling to warmer sunnier climates Whoa he sounded shocked he said what a job What's the money like he asked laughing out loud I said less than peanuts out all weathers Barely feed a mouse God I am glad he said that I have bumped into you saying you have just really cheered me up What a man really needed Peanuts I replied He began laughing saying that I was a character really brightened up his dull day leaving all I heard was him laughing