Fun Games

Roll the dice and select a square Move your counter over there Oh dear me, She has won These board games are just not fun. So after long and careful thought We play a game that can't be bought The rules are clear, There are only two If you win you ravish me, If I win I ravish you. Well they're the rules and they are clear So come a little closer dear. You roll the dice , Its number five My card says I must eat you alive My throw reveals the number four We must get naked on the floor Then you roll the number three Oh dear I must endure you twerking me. A shake of the cup and the number two I just can't believe I have to ravish you Still more numbers to come of course That's why I have the chocolate sauce.