Fun Games

Roll the dice and select a square
Move your counter over there
Oh dear me, She has won
These board games are just not fun.

So after long and careful thought
We play a game that can't be bought
The rules are clear, There are only two
If you win you ravish me, If I win I ravish you.

Well they're the rules and they are clear
So come a little closer dear.
You roll the dice , Its number five
My card says I must eat you alive

My throw reveals the number four
We must get naked on the floor
Then you roll the number three
Oh dear I must endure you twerking me.

A shake of the cup and the number two
I just can't believe I have to ravish you
Still more numbers to come of course
That's why I have the chocolate sauce.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2014

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Anish Avatar
May 14, 2014 at 7:10 PM
A great game of strip backgammon here! Peace & Blessings Matthew Anish
Watson Avatar
May 15, 2014 at 10:35 PM
Thank you Matthew . Nice to know you play games too .
Allison Avatar
May 14, 2014 at 4:35 PM
Will be round with my dice and tassels later Darren :-) Hugs as ever Jan xxx
Allison Avatar
May 16, 2014 at 12:49 AM
:-) hugs as ever Jan xx
Watson Avatar
May 15, 2014 at 10:37 PM
Good , I'll get the ice cubes ready , lol
Allison Avatar
May 15, 2014 at 5:46 PM
Hope you like my poem Darren thanks for agreeing to let me post it :-) Hugs as ever Jan xxxxx
Allison Avatar
May 14, 2014 at 5:15 PM
Now I know where my banana went - you stole it from me Darren!!! Hugs as ever Jan xxxx
Dietrich Avatar
May 14, 2014 at 3:58 PM
hahahaha. this is so awesome. I love the twerking one. that was hilarious. FAVE. Is number six, give her some licks?
Watson Avatar
May 15, 2014 at 10:51 PM
You rolled two dice and got an eight . OOOH Andrea , I can hardly wait .
Allison Avatar
May 14, 2014 at 5:16 PM
I'm waiting to find out what happens when a double is thrown Andrea! Hugs Jan xxx
Harrell Avatar
May 14, 2014 at 2:53 PM
What number is it for me to ravish you? I forgot :) ha
Watson Avatar
May 15, 2014 at 10:52 PM
Roll the dice and i'll remind you .
Torres Avatar
May 14, 2014 at 2:50 PM
a game for ADULT ONLY.... Wowowow!!! ... I love to play this game!!! when I get home... I'll get a dice and follow all your rules in each lines... haha... :O))) very well written... nicely done!!^_^
Watson Avatar
May 15, 2014 at 10:53 PM
Get two dice and write fun things on cards for all numbers ,
A   Avatar
May 14, 2014 at 2:22 PM
Hi Darren, Wow, what kind of game is this. this is a fun poem. I could never write a poem like this... enjoyed..Linda
Watson Avatar
May 15, 2014 at 10:54 PM
I have read your poems Linda , You can write anything .
Smith Avatar
May 14, 2014 at 2:09 PM
LOL...I like this game Darren...I would say I got winner but I am afraid that you would win...haha...either way you win
Watson Avatar
May 15, 2014 at 10:56 PM
Its fun to have fun Tim , lol
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