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Frost Bitten - Bawdy Limerick

Poor Frosty’s carrot had unfroze Quite useless for a snowman’s nose It looked such a sight Bending to the right Looks like a limp ‘dong' I suppose So frosty visited his doc Said his carrot looked like a limp ‘sock’ It’s gone soft and looks pink Kinda looks like a shrimp Kid’s uploaded me onto tik tok Doc urgently gets on the case (Limp carrot cause he cannot trace) He’ll make a carrot crutch Which will help him so much Soon carrot’ll be back on his face The carrot gets wrapped in a splint It stiffens, Frosty thinks that’s mint Frosty’s nose now looks ace Firmly back on his face Limp ‘carrot’ just use the doc’s hint For Barry thanks for the inspiration xx 04/04/22
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Horne Avatar
April 27, 2022 at 6:56 AM
Ha ha ha, love your sense of humour
Rodrigues Avatar
April 21, 2022 at 4:49 AM
That’s quite the schnoz! ;)
Delaney Avatar
April 10, 2022 at 4:58 AM
So funny, Jan: Glad to see your wit intact. A very whimsical snowman. SuZ
Salehi Avatar
April 10, 2022 at 12:06 AM
Always you... Thank you
Daniel Avatar
April 8, 2022 at 6:22 AM
Really funny, Jan:)
Wolf Avatar
April 7, 2022 at 8:58 PM
'I'm splinting fol a callot sprint fol my flost-bitten snowman.' ~ Taiwanese Chinese aka Negatively PC
Gentile Avatar
April 7, 2022 at 5:16 AM
A carrot splint!! Genius Jan, Good one, hope you've been well xxoo
Babcock Avatar
April 6, 2022 at 9:24 AM
Jan you are so good at Limericks and this one is darn cute. love phyl
Krutsinger Avatar
April 6, 2022 at 8:49 AM
Love this part Jan "The carrot gets wrapped in a splint It stiffens, Frosty thinks that’s mint"
Dietrich Avatar
April 5, 2022 at 7:37 PM
Cute one, Jan. How are things going?
Leffanta Avatar
April 5, 2022 at 11:16 AM
The housewife's bane! Father Christmas come again! Laughed, Jan! Aloha! a
Lawrence Avatar
April 5, 2022 at 7:56 AM
Jan , Priceless visuals here ! I thank Barry as well ! So much fun !! Hugs, Susan :)
Edmonds  Avatar
April 4, 2022 at 6:33 PM
Fantastic Limericks Jan, if a splint makes a nose grow, what would one do for Pinocchio… Belle x
Logan Avatar
April 4, 2022 at 5:15 PM
Hmm. I won’t be having carrots anytime soon. Frost bite. Lol
Kitchin Avatar
April 4, 2022 at 4:09 PM
ha ha, Jan, this is hilarious! Hugs!
Kavanagh  Avatar
April 4, 2022 at 3:28 PM
Wonderful Limericks Jan, back to your best, limp carrot syndrome a snowman’s worse nightmare, nearly as bad as a sudden thaw, don’t fancy a splint I’ll stick with the blue magic beans, cheers David
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