From the Book OOh-Us
Miss Percy and Mister Pasmer
decided to jump the broom
they would marry in December,
February or June
the perfection of coupling
they wished to have a ball
a celebration for freinds and family
a great time for one and all
whilest shopping for the festivities
a gentlemen heard them say
the meats all these meats
will be cooked this fabulous day.
The butcher told them that he
could make an order so that
they would have meats
the couple smiled and told
them tommorrow come back for the treats.
well the fellow heard this
and grinned an evil grin
he bought all the meats
and came back and bought
the other meats again
they might marry but they will have no meats
I'll buy every pound
of pork, chicken and beef
if they seek mutton I'm buy that too
I'll buy all the meats in Marry place
yeah thats what I'll do
when the couple sought meat
there was no meat around
the meean fellow had
bought all the meat in town
the couple knocked on the door
of the meat buying man
Mr. Let have some tenders
That we have a Feast planned
well if I'm invited then You
can have some meat
instead of being mean and stengy
having a party with only your Peep's
They invited him over
and he bought all kinds of meats
Gamey, Extra tender, and long cooking meats
every one ate and danced
every one had a ball
the couple was toasted then married
a fun time for one and all!
Copyright © Allan Terry | Year Posted 2025
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