Friends For Rent

Friends For Rent

In nineteen fifty-nine, back in grade three
I was friendless, just too uncool
So, I came up with a plan to turn me
Into the most popular kid in school

Monday morning my mom gave me a quarter
To buy milk at school for five days
But I needed to disobey her order
Though I’d learned that crime never pays

I bought ten licorice Whips and five Pixie Stix
Before school at Mike’s Candy Store
Then I added ten Jawbreakers just for kicks
As I had a whole dime left for more

Before class on the playground, I gave my treasure away
To every kid in my grade, I could find
Even Jim the bully had good stuff to say
Finally, I had friends true and kind

With friends I was finally pleased and contented
But they hadn’t been bought, only briefly rented

Written 3/2/22
Copyright © | Year Posted 2022

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Kingston Avatar
September 6, 2022 at 8:37 PM
Hopefully, the bully got a cavity. Tee hee!
Wolf Avatar
March 7, 2022 at 11:32 PM
A classic, Robert! Great life lesson, so fetchingly penned! As the Liverpuddlians sang, 'Money can't buy you love.' ~ Candy Man
Gorelick Avatar
March 9, 2022 at 5:59 PM
But it can pay for your parking tickets! Your compliment means a lot...Rob
Goff Avatar
March 5, 2022 at 5:56 PM
Fun poem Robert!
Gorelick Avatar
March 7, 2022 at 11:26 AM
Glad you enjoyed, James
M  Avatar
March 2, 2022 at 9:29 PM
Hi Robert….enjoyed this poem but do hope it’s not true for you as it’s sad. Debx
Gorelick Avatar
March 3, 2022 at 4:56 PM
Glad you enjoyed, Deb M. Robert
Boles Avatar
March 2, 2022 at 7:34 PM
You need to be clever to avoid disaster, even if you have to use sweets as bait. Good one Robert!...ab
Gorelick Avatar
March 3, 2022 at 4:57 PM
appreciate the comment Anselmo, Thank you, Robert
Kyser Avatar
March 2, 2022 at 3:24 PM
Another good one - you're triggering all kinds of memories with this one!
Gorelick Avatar
March 3, 2022 at 4:57 PM
Glad I can share my reciliations. Thanks, Robert
Brown Avatar
March 2, 2022 at 3:02 PM
Hi, Robert, This was a good story and a life lesson. enjoyed. Blessings ~ Debra
Gorelick Avatar
March 3, 2022 at 4:58 PM
Thank you, I appreciate the comments. jRob
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