Friends For Rent

Friends For Rent

In nineteen fifty-nine, back in grade three
I was friendless, just too uncool
So, I came up with a plan to turn me
Into the most popular kid in school

Monday morning my mom gave me a quarter
To buy milk at school for five days
But I needed to disobey her order
Though I’d learned that crime never pays

I bought ten licorice Whips and five Pixie Stix
Before school at Mike’s Candy Store
Then I added ten Jawbreakers just for kicks
As I had a whole dime left for more

Before class on the playground, I gave my treasure away
To every kid in my grade, I could find
Even Jim the bully had good stuff to say
Finally, I had friends true and kind

With friends I was finally pleased and contented
But they hadn’t been bought, only briefly rented

Written 3/2/22

Copyright © | Year Posted 2022



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Date: 9/6/2022 8:37:00 PM
Hopefully, the bully got a cavity. Tee hee!
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Date: 3/7/2022 11:32:00 PM
A classic, Robert! Great life lesson, so fetchingly penned! As the Liverpuddlians sang, 'Money can't buy you love.' ~ Candy Man
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Robert Gorelick
Date: 3/9/2022 5:59:00 PM
But it can pay for your parking tickets! Your compliment means a lot...Rob
Date: 3/5/2022 5:56:00 PM
Fun poem Robert!
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Robert Gorelick
Date: 3/7/2022 11:26:00 AM
Glad you enjoyed, James
Date: 3/2/2022 9:29:00 PM
Hi Robert….enjoyed this poem but do hope it’s not true for you as it’s sad. Debx
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Robert Gorelick
Date: 3/3/2022 4:56:00 PM
Glad you enjoyed, Deb M. Robert
Date: 3/2/2022 7:34:00 PM
You need to be clever to avoid disaster, even if you have to use sweets as bait. Good one Robert!...ab
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Robert Gorelick
Date: 3/3/2022 4:57:00 PM
appreciate the comment Anselmo, Thank you, Robert
Date: 3/2/2022 3:24:00 PM
Another good one - you're triggering all kinds of memories with this one!
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Robert Gorelick
Date: 3/3/2022 4:57:00 PM
Glad I can share my reciliations. Thanks, Robert
Date: 3/2/2022 3:02:00 PM
Hi, Robert, This was a good story and a life lesson. enjoyed. Blessings ~ Debra
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Robert Gorelick
Date: 3/3/2022 4:58:00 PM
Thank you, I appreciate the comments. jRob
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