Free Lunch

There’s no such thing as a free lunch

Waiter, hurry up with that brunch!

And tell my nursemaid to wax my toupee

Oh, barber be careful when you shave

You can’t have healthcare and your cake too

Be careful what you do

When you vote for a rotund feline

We wade in your tax money, it’s divine

Pull up your bootstraps Bobby

Oh, these handouts that you lobby!

You see, there’s no such thing as  free

Not under my watch you see

See your rights all belong to me

Tee -hee!


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April 17, 2015 at 7:38 AM
AE,nicely put but so true,not surprised by any of that stuff anymore the political machine..thanks TonyTocaa
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