Free Lunch

There’s no such thing as a free lunch Waiter, hurry up with that brunch! And tell my nursemaid to wax my toupee Oh, barber be careful when you shave You can’t have healthcare and your cake too Be careful what you do When you vote for a rotund feline We wade in your tax money, it’s divine Pull up your bootstraps Bobby Oh, these handouts that you lobby! You see, there’s no such thing as free Not under my watch you see See your rights all belong to me Tee -hee! -------------- I'm back! Technically I never left, I'm just awful at dividing my time between here and WordPress.