Fred the Lucky One

Mrs. Crane and Mrs. Finch,
meet at the corner store,
where they like to gossip,
before their shopping chore,
and on this occasion,
Mrs. Finch to Mrs. Crane,
mused about her neighbour,
who’s driving her insane.
‘Dulcie has a bad mouth,
about her husband Jack.
She always puts him down,
always behind his back.
I think she is so rude,
just take a look at me,
my Fred is fat and lazy,
and he might be cheap.
He snores for half the night,
and so I cannot sleep,
and when he’s on the grog,
he smells like he is dead,
but you won’t hear me say,
a bad word about Fred.’
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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Beaufort Avatar
March 24, 2019 at 7:11 PM
Yes, just too funny. It's such a cute poem you wrote. Makes me wonder what they are saying about us behind our backs!
Laurie Avatar
March 29, 2019 at 6:48 PM
Hello Duke … this is a good example of what your comment says. It's so common but most of us don't realize it - thanks Duke - Lindsay
Adams Avatar
March 21, 2019 at 9:27 AM
So funny, and made me think of a time a long time ago, when I was a kid. A neighbor saw a guy across the street and said, "I don't like him, he's always talking about people!" My brother and I started laughing as he looked on puzzled!........Thanks for the laugh.....again!.......pat
Laurie Avatar
March 21, 2019 at 5:24 PM
G'day Pat … pleased you enjoyed this little ditty PAT. There is so much truth in it about people in general, and you picked up on it when just a kid - thanks PAT - Lindsay
Dietrich Avatar
March 19, 2019 at 6:57 PM
I used to write limericks making fun of an imaginary man and coincidentally I used the name Fred. Maybe because it's good to rhyme with deadhead!
Laurie Avatar
March 21, 2019 at 5:22 PM
Hi Andrea … single syllable names are easier to fit, and all the better if they have many rhyming partners. I think everyone knows a Fred - catch you soon Andrea - Lindsay
Dietrich Avatar
March 19, 2019 at 6:56 PM
haha. loved that joke at the end!!
Laurie Avatar
March 21, 2019 at 5:19 PM
Hello Andrea … thought you might the lady, although I think most of us have (not just a lady either) - thanks Andrea - Lindsay
Curtis Avatar
March 19, 2019 at 6:28 PM
Poor Fred ! I hope this is fiction Mate Ha!
Laurie Avatar
March 21, 2019 at 5:16 PM
I NEVER write fiction Jerry - Crikey! My nose is growing again - thanks Jerry - Lindsay
Leffanta Avatar
March 18, 2019 at 6:32 PM
Its a very American thing to badmouth one's spouse, so sad to learn that has spread down under! Aloha! Rico
Laurie Avatar
March 21, 2019 at 5:15 PM
Ah Rico … when America sneezes, we catch a cold - thanks Rico - Lindsay
Proxenos Avatar
March 17, 2019 at 10:59 AM
A very confused and disloyal wife was Mrs. Finch - you do write funny limericks Lindsay. Poetry hugs, Jennifer.
Laurie Avatar
March 21, 2019 at 5:13 PM
Hello Jennifer … it's strange how some people interpret others different to themselves. Thanks for your positive comment Jennifer - Lindsay
Mcguire Avatar
March 16, 2019 at 6:53 PM
Funny and very well written !
Laurie Avatar
March 21, 2019 at 5:11 PM
Hey there Timothy … pleased you enjoyed. Do you know people like her? - Lindsay
Allison Avatar
March 15, 2019 at 5:52 PM
ha ha ha i can think of a few choice words to say about him but will hold my tongue lol:-) hugs jan xx
Laurie Avatar
March 21, 2019 at 5:08 PM
Thanks for commenting Jan - a very wise move indeed. Catch you soon Jan - Lindsay
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