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Freaking Cool

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a Princess “Will you marry me?”, the Princess said, “No!” But the Prince lived happily ever after As away on his Harley-Davidson he rode He started dating lotsa full-breasted women Hunted and fished and raced cars Was seen courting ladies less than half his age Drank Guinness and frequented bars Been quite a while since he's heard any nagging And he never paid child support Romanced gorgeous cheerleaders regularly Mud wrestling was his favourite sport Ate Spam, french fries and Boston baked beans Blew enormous earth shattering farts A rebellious soul who left toilet seats up Freaking cool and happy as a lark! © Jack Ellison 2013

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Date: 4/4/2013 6:35:00 AM
Well, he wasn't totally cool..Great humorous work..Sara
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Jack Ellison
Date: 4/4/2013 6:38:00 AM
Thanks for reading my saga about the Prince! LOL Hugs, Jack xox
Date: 4/3/2013 5:33:00 PM
Ah...?ya know you couldn't live without the routine of us......couldya????
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Jack Ellison
Date: 4/4/2013 6:31:00 AM
You are A-B-S-O-L-U-T-E-L-Y right! Youse guys rock!!! Big hugs from me to you, dear Donna xoxox
Date: 4/3/2013 10:49:00 AM
You Have MET Grandpa Troll! The Princess had him changed into a Troll! That ended that career... But he doesn't seem to mind... I think he WAS originally a Troll any way... most men were you know... LOL... I bet Cathie knows all about that, too... Hi Cathie! Want my dragon? He sleeps on the floor unless there's a storm... Put that barbecue sause down... Silly dragon... I think he just likes to see me run... If he blows smoke in my house one more time... I'm going to squirt him with my hose...
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Carol Eastman
Date: 4/3/2013 11:15:00 AM
I say go for it... But watch out... iff the dragon finds out... you may be his best friend... and you know what that means... your roses may get a migraine! HaHa!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 4/3/2013 10:53:00 AM
Ya know, if I compiled all the little Dragon and Troll stories you send me, we could publish them and make oodles of cash... whatcha think??? Hugs, Jake the Snake xox
Date: 4/3/2013 10:21:00 AM
Agreed...freakin' cool!...haha. You crack me up, Jack!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 4/3/2013 10:55:00 AM
Wake up in the morning and never know what my possessed brain will come up with next! Strange stuff going on up there! LOL
Date: 4/3/2013 6:16:00 AM
Ha ha! This one is Awesome my friend! I truly loved reading this amazing poem this morning Jack! You sure have filled me with wonderment with this grandiose piece! What a lovely write of this poor, poor man that got everything he ever wanted even if his princess said No! Great Work!!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 4/3/2013 6:44:00 AM
Jack's being a bit naughty today eh! LOL

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