Frank's Obit

Reading obits Frank had quite a surprise

   There he learned of his untimely demise

      'Twas beyond his belief

         But he read with relief

            'Twas another Frank with a name likewise
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Kendrick Avatar
February 23, 2021 at 4:55 AM
I bet that was a shock to the system to learn that you died and you knew you were alive. Enjoyed reading your work. Sara
Wolf Avatar
February 22, 2021 at 5:25 PM
Very funny, frankly!... As well, when I glanced at the title, I read 'Frank's Orbit.' Was expecting something a bit more 'spacey.' Oh, well. Thanks for the chuckle, Bob! :) gw
Hankins Avatar
February 21, 2021 at 8:19 PM
It happens rather often, I suspect. Happened to me. Very unsettling. Your poem is clever and really flows well. Thanks for writing it; thanks for sharing it.
Laurie Avatar
February 21, 2021 at 4:01 PM
Hello Bob … that’s spooky enough but what about if the date was a week ahead as well - thank you Bob - Lindsay
Hinshaw Avatar
February 21, 2021 at 1:24 PM
Thanks, Carolyn! I pray your obit will not be published for many, many years! I assume you received my email citing a similar experience I had - Bob
Devonshire Avatar
February 21, 2021 at 12:33 PM
:) I checked and it was Twain who said, "Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated." This is really funny, Bob. If one has a name like Joe Smith, they probably will run into duplicates if they read the obits. If my name came up, I'd pinch myself... Enjoyed very much, Bob! Hugs, Carolyn
Allison Avatar
February 20, 2021 at 4:53 PM
Good one Bob, I look at the obits every week am very glad my name isnt there lol:-) hugs jan xx
Hinshaw Avatar
February 21, 2021 at 7:21 AM
Jan, I'm certainly happy to learn your name has not appeared in the obits and that it will not appear for years and years to come!!! stay safe - Bob H
Bauer Avatar
February 20, 2021 at 12:58 PM
ha! very entertaining, bob! i've been reading the obits for years and have seen some duplicate names there but have never seen my own. that would be pretty spooky...
Hinshaw Avatar
February 20, 2021 at 1:56 PM
That happened to me a few years ago in the Col Springs Gazette right down to the correct spelling of my full name Robert L. Hinshaw! Got a lot of curious calls from friends. As Mark Twain once said when he learned he was reported dead, "The report of my death was an exaggeration!"
Cunningham Avatar
February 20, 2021 at 12:27 PM
Lol good one Bob, bet he had to pinch himself. Hope you're well Tom
Hinshaw Avatar
February 20, 2021 at 1:56 PM
Thank you Tom! See my comments to Ilene!
Romios Avatar
February 20, 2021 at 12:22 PM
Very funny, my friend. Scary thought to find ones name in obits. With my name, highly.unlikely. Panagiota Romios
Hinshaw Avatar
February 20, 2021 at 1:58 PM
Thanks, Pangie! Yep, your very distinctive name would be a bit difficult to duplicate! See my comment to Ilene! Bob
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