David Crandall Poet Rhyme

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Frankenstein's Sponsor

Hi, I'm Frankenstein's monster.
I'm looking for a sponsor.
I can represent your organization.
I'm a first-rate, clean-cut creation
made from body parts, freshly slain -
arms, legs, a body, and a brain.

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Gershon Wolf June 15, 2026 at 8:42 PM I'll hire the fellow to represent my disorganization. Wages tbd... David Crandall June 16, 2026 at 7:41 PM Haha, you can probably get him for cheap!

sara Etgen-Baker June 15, 2026 at 5:00 PM is this for the sales pitche contest? If so, a great contender. David Crandall June 16, 2026 at 7:41 PM Haha, no, but it could be, now that you mention it, though I think that sales pitch needs to be honed a bit. David Crandall June 16, 2026 at 7:40 PM Haha, no, but it could be, now that you mention it, though I think that sales pitch needs to be honed a bit.

Alison A Smith June 15, 2026 at 4:25 PM Cool rhyme. Not sure that to many organisations have need of you. Perhaps your clean-cut appearance would suit sponsoring from a political party. David Crandall June 16, 2026 at 7:39 PM Thanks, Allison! Haha, yep, true. As Groucho Marx once said, "Please accept my resignation. I don’t want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member."

Ink Empress June 15, 2026 at 2:26 PM Oh my hah! Made me smile dear David! Hope you are doing well! No need for ginger tea? Sending you light always! David Crandall June 16, 2026 at 7:35 PM Haha, glad to get a smile, Ink. I'm ok, but I think I might need some ginger tea, to settle my brain a little! Thanks for the light! Have a great day or night!