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Hark, hark, a meadowlark What's your password Feckless narc I was sure I'd never see a Woman homely as your wife be 2B or 2C is not the question Does your apartment have a restroom? O, say can you see A bush where to pee Too many beers have I had... My Bonnie lies over the ocean My Bonnie puked all over me My Bonnie fell down the stairwell Soon she will drown out at sea... Donald Trump built a new wall Donald Trump had a great fall All the Proud Boys' horses And all the Proud Boys' men Couldn't insurrect Trump into office again ~ That's all, Folks! ~

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Date: 2/11/2021 11:20:00 AM
i'm sure you had a lot of fun writing these, gershon! i enjoyed reading them...
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 2/11/2021 5:08:00 PM
Glad you enjoyed reading these, ilene... and, yes, it was a bit of kick writing them too. Cheers, Gershon
Date: 2/11/2021 7:09:00 AM
Creative leading of the reader to your man point. It will be interesting to see the outcome. Thanks for dropping by my pages. (Have you heard the song "If You Want To Be Happy For The Rest Of Your Life"..Not the best music around but it has interesting lyrics. Sara
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 2/11/2021 8:00:00 AM
If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, Never make a pretty woman your wife... etc... Well, I made a pretty girl my wife, and so far, so good. lol. Thanks, Sara. :) gw
Date: 2/11/2021 5:49:00 AM
Had a good laugh reading. Take care Rama
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