Gershon Wolf Poet Light Verse

Fractured Favorites

Hark, hark, a meadowlark
  What's your password
     Feckless narc

I was sure I'd never see
  a Woman homely 
   as your wife be

2B or 2C is not the question
  Does your apartment 
    have a restroom?

O, say can you see
  A bush where to pee
Too many beers have I had...

My Bonnie lies over the ocean
  My Bonnie puked all over me
My Bonnie fell down the stairwell
  Soon she will drown out at sea...

Donald Trump built a new wall
Donald Trump had a great fall
   All the Proud Boys' horses
   And all the Proud Boys' men
Couldn't insurrect Trump into office again


       ~ That's all, Folks! ~

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Ilene Bauer February 11, 2021 at 11:20 AM i'm sure you had a lot of fun writing these, gershon! i enjoyed reading them... Gershon Wolf February 11, 2021 at 5:08 PM Glad you enjoyed reading these, ilene... and, yes, it was a bit of kick writing them too. Cheers, Gershon

Sara Kendrick February 11, 2021 at 7:09 AM Creative leading of the reader to your man point. It will be interesting to see the outcome. Thanks for dropping by my pages. (Have you heard the song "If You Want To Be Happy For The Rest Of Your Life"..Not the best music around but it has interesting lyrics. Sara Gershon Wolf February 11, 2021 at 8:00 AM If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, Never make a pretty woman your wife... etc... Well, I made a pretty girl my wife, and so far, so good. lol. Thanks, Sara. :) gw

Rama Balasubramanian February 11, 2021 at 5:49 AM Had a good laugh reading. Take care Rama