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Forrest : Forest Frenzy

HELLO, MY NAME IS FORREST GUMP PEOPLE CALL ME FORREST GUMP IN THE FOREST, DO BEARS TAKE A DUMP? ???SMOKEY THE BEAR SAYS ? “ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES” WHERE’S THE FIRE? RUN FORREST RUN SO MANY TREES YOU CAN’T SEE THE SUN WHERE IS FORREST? IT’S LIKE I SAID SO MANY TREES I CAN’T SEE THE FOREST OUT ON A LIMB? NOT IN THIS FOREST TRUNKS ARE SLIM AND LIMBS ARE TWIGS RED RIDING HOOD AND THREE LITTLE PIGS LIVING IN THE FOREST, IT’S WOLVES THEY FEAR WITH BIG EARS, THE BETTER TO HEAR MY DEAR HUFF PUFFING, HOUSES ARE BLOWN IN A BLINK HANSEL, IT’S DARK AND WE ARE LOST I THINK GRETEL, WHAT ABOUT THE TRAIL OF CRUMBS? SERIOUSLY? BREAD CRUMBS? OH SO DUMB THERE’S NO SIGNAL FOR THE GPS ON MY CELL CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW? WHAT THE HELL? HOW ‘BOUT NOW? NOTHING THREE PIGS AND TWO GERMAN KIDS ARE MISSING AMBER ALERT ALL THROUGH FOREST FRENZY

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