For the Millions He's Paid
Phil Mickelson is a fine golfer, one of the best
But his mouth just flunked its first diplomacy test
Said, 'Saudi executes people for being gay'
No way to talk for the millions he's paid
Now KPMG has stopped doing business with Phil
Perhaps for this sports star that's just the right pill
From the Saudis you'd think he'd have learned ~
Cut off your own tongue, you won't get burned
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KPMG stands for Klynveld Peat Marwick Goerdeler, a
top multinational professional services firm, which had
contracted with Mr. Mickelson for advertising purposes.
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