For the Millions He's Paid

Phil Mickelson is a fine golfer, one of the best But his mouth just flunked its first diplomacy test Said, 'Saudi executes people for being gay' No way to talk for the millions he's paid Now KPMG has stopped doing business with Phil Perhaps for this sports star that's just the right pill From the Saudis you'd think he'd have learned ~ Cut off your own tongue, you won't get burned ___________________________________________ KPMG stands for Klynveld Peat Marwick Goerdeler, a top multinational professional services firm, which had contracted with Mr. Mickelson for advertising purposes.