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Foot In Mouth

A fat girl in McDonald’s servery, was arrested after she attacked me. My order came very late. she states ‘sorry ‘bout the wait.’ I said, ‘you may lose it eventually.’

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Rico Leffanta

Date: 7/31/2018 5:06:00 PM

Quick wit is best! Well done! Aloha! Rico

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 8/3/2018 9:20:00 PM

Hello Rico … sometimes the wit can react on the perpetrator though - thanks Mate - Lindsay

Charles Messina

Date: 7/30/2018 7:45:00 PM

LOL … this is hilarious Lindsay! That McDonalds will do that to anyone... Love it!

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 8/3/2018 9:17:00 PM

G'day Charles … too right Maccas with their loaded calories can double someone's size in no time. It doesn't pay to remind a victim though - regards - Lindsay

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 7/30/2018 5:34:00 AM

Lol....I loved this! This is a clean limerick I can share with my g.daughter. : )

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 8/3/2018 9:14:00 PM

Hi there Connie … thanks again. I wonder how he received his hamburger - catch you soon Connie - Lindsay

Jan Allison

Date: 7/29/2018 4:27:00 AM

ha ha ha love it lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 7/29/2018 6:32:00 PM

G'day Jan … thank you once again Jan - next limerick I put up will probably get me suspended - 'eke!' Gotta think before you speak sometimes I guess - catch you Jan - Lindsay