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Foot In Mouth

A fat girl in McDonald’s servery,
was arrested after she attacked me.
My order came very late.
she states ‘sorry ‘bout the wait.’
I said, ‘you may lose it eventually.’
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Leffanta Avatar
July 31, 2018 at 5:06 PM
Quick wit is best! Well done! Aloha! Rico
Laurie Avatar
August 3, 2018 at 9:20 PM
Hello Rico … sometimes the wit can react on the perpetrator though - thanks Mate - Lindsay
Messina Avatar
July 30, 2018 at 7:45 PM
LOL … this is hilarious Lindsay! That McDonalds will do that to anyone... Love it!
Laurie Avatar
August 3, 2018 at 9:17 PM
G'day Charles … too right Maccas with their loaded calories can double someone's size in no time. It doesn't pay to remind a victim though - regards - Lindsay
Marcum Wong Avatar
July 30, 2018 at 5:34 AM
Lol....I loved this! This is a clean limerick I can share with my g.daughter. : )
Laurie Avatar
August 3, 2018 at 9:14 PM
Hi there Connie … thanks again. I wonder how he received his hamburger - catch you soon Connie - Lindsay
Allison Avatar
July 29, 2018 at 4:27 AM
ha ha ha love it lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Laurie Avatar
July 29, 2018 at 6:32 PM
G'day Jan … thank you once again Jan - next limerick I put up will probably get me suspended - 'eke!' Gotta think before you speak sometimes I guess - catch you Jan - Lindsay
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