Food Hate Shout Out - My Blue Cheese Poetry Contest



There one very peculiar foodstuff
that puts a sour crook in my mouth
It’s that stringy don’t-give-me-any-of,
two thumbs down for the sauerkraut
Just the awful smell of it makes me sick,
has me running out of the house so quick
When my nose whiff this jar of pain opening,
that chef in the kitchen no longer’s my friend
That pickled odor is an aroma of pure disgust,
makes a beautiful snooz look like a pig snout
Upheaval of my belly contents is a queasy must:
Gotta give sauerkraut the food hate shout out! 


Poetry Contest: My Blue Cheese
Sponsored by: Kevin Shaw
Date Submitted: 1-13-18

Copyright © | Year Posted 2018



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Date: 1/14/2018 7:57:00 AM
Haha, I wonder if you can get it over there.. I must say it is a peculiar taste.. Great write for the contest...
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Date: 1/13/2018 11:10:00 AM
LOL Freddie, i can relate in some way as I absolutely love saurkarut from jars but my father used to make it in a beer barrel and that used to make me heave lol:-) good luck in the contest :-) hugs Jan xx
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