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Follow Me The Pitch Live in my circle of simplicity, Where loyalty plays no tricks. A world that runs in parallel, Without prejudice, or politics. No longer capable of crime, Dishonesty, just doesn’t exist. Disciples are tolerant and caring, A new life on Earth, no twist. We have no need of Police Force, Magistrates, Solicitor’s or Judge. Follow the code in my good book, No greed, no malice, no grudge. Everyone will live to Ninety-Nine, Then happily fall over the edge. This is a promise I keep for you, For Piety, this is my pledge. Perfect people, in a perfect world, That’s how it was meant to be. So, sign your consent, now today, Then worship and follow me. Follow me Clinching the deal One Thousand pounds, is all I ask, A life-time’s dedication, is my offer. Here is a T-Shirt, just £12.99, Bearing legend, I submit and proffer. Yes, you can opt out at any time, For a small administration charge. No refunds due, read the small print, As profits are small, overheads large. Devotion doesn’t come cheap, I have associates, with fat expenses. Thank you for joining the team, Let’s start, by weakening defences. Sign up to my premium deal, Just an extra ten pounds per week. You will receive my free podcast, Every time I sermon and speak. Don’t listen to cynics and doubters, Your fees, really do help good causes. Only we alone, have been chosen, Read section 6b of my clauses. Go out there my friend and recruit, Deliver my word with precision. The more you put in, you’ll get out, With a healthy, bonus or commission.