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A weird sight one day I did see.
A lady played organ for me.
   She had placed in a cup.
   While it was still wrapped up.
A condom as neat as could be.

I ask her to please please explain,
She said,"Please don't think I'm to blame.
     I found in the park
     One day before dark.
And it's the weirdest thing, so insane.

I wasn't sick all year if you please.
Not even a cold or a sneeze.
   The directions you see
    I followed to the tee!
Read 'Place on organ to prevent disease.' "

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010



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Date: 11/30/2013 11:43:00 AM
Marty... CONGRATULATIONS:) on having your poem featured on the soups HOME PAGE. Have fun and take care during the new seasons Holidays.. Always <3 =LINDA
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Date: 11/27/2013 10:15:00 AM
Yes. I have heard a deal of diseased organs played in various churches. Congrats on this fine bit of humor being selected. daver
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Date: 4/4/2010 6:50:00 AM
Well done! Talk about a hard left turn to some really funny place. I LUV'd it. JT
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Date: 3/30/2010 2:14:00 PM
Hilarious, Marty! What a punch line!... Great job, my friend! - Tim
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Date: 3/29/2010 6:17:00 PM
whoa, this is great Marty, very, very funny!Peace and love, Audrey
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Date: 3/24/2010 10:39:00 PM
GREAT job, Marty. HAven't seen ya in a while. ARe you ok? Hey, I have a blog on numerology and would love to see you and your numbers as well. LUv, Andrea
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Date: 3/24/2010 9:41:00 AM
Good job inmdeed, Marty...And thank you for your comments...Gert
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Date: 3/21/2010 7:52:00 PM
a weird sight indeed......... good job Marty!
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Date: 3/21/2010 4:20:00 PM
What a direction..I enjoyed Marty..Not 100% proof.....
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Date: 3/21/2010 12:33:00 PM
Nic one Marty a smile on my face Daniel
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Date: 3/19/2010 9:53:00 AM
funny--reminds me of a patient that thought when she had an MI the MD was saying her heart farted.
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Date: 3/17/2010 11:36:00 PM
GOOD ONE... I JUST LOVE IT WHEN POEMS HAVE A POW AT THE END
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Date: 3/17/2010 10:52:00 PM
LOL! Hilarious Marty! Well written Limerick. Thanks for the laughter. Best wishes, Caroline.
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Date: 3/17/2010 5:18:00 PM
really humorous Marty! ...and a well executed Limerick I might add! Great job -Robert
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Date: 3/17/2010 12:55:00 PM
HA HA HA .. what a funny kick at the end.. I should have known sweetie it would have made me laugh so much ... terrific is all I can say.. u sure can write them well.. will yahoo u with some important stuff..later on tonight..luv.. "Sweetheart"
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Date: 3/17/2010 8:27:00 AM
FUNNY VERY GOOD LIMERICK LOVED IT FALESHIA58UTB
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Date: 3/17/2010 12:11:00 AM
You make me grin like a cheshire cat, Marty. (^_^) Noel.
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Date: 3/16/2010 8:37:00 PM
Funny twist in the end there
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