Fly Who Flew Like They Do
Fly Who Flew Like They All Do
On surface of my skin fly started to skim
And so I surely wanted to get rid of him
As he flew around in a circular fashion
Not trying to talk or ever trashing.
Fly sure seemed to like lighting on you
Maybe some times or more than a few
And may find him a ferocious menace
Terrible when fly tries to play tennis.
No matter what happened or is occurring
Trouble up flies always want to be stirring
With destructive effort meant to die
Got him out of my eye when hard did try.
Then after many rounds of mortal combat
Found out it was not a fly but a small gnat
Who with fly preferred to have intercourse
Both were found in some state of remorse.
Would it be a fly in my eye or gnat in hat?
Or hat worn by fly who was found to be fat
What finally ended up being last resort
Fly entered a session conducted in court.
Where had the flow recently flown from
An we had all found out just how dumb
Fly was who landed under Christmas tree
Being electrocuted by both you and me.
Did I actually write this?
James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
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